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Lazygirl Sourdough | vixbakes
https://vixbakes.com/2013/05/29/lazygirl-sourdough
Vegan baking other minor obsessions). I am selectively lazy. The way I see it, baking your own sourdough from scratch is a worthy endeavour, but kneading, punching down dough and shaping loaves hmm, not so sure about that. I do look at the beautifully shaped. In blogs, books and bakeries with admiration for their craft, but to bake regularly at home I want a simple go-to recipe that gives me a full sourdough flavour with minimum effort. My starting point was the Light Rye Bread recipe in Bread. 1 The nig...
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December | 2013 | The Art of Joieism
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The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Month: December, 2013. December 27, 2013. Why Men with Supernumerary Nipples are the Best. By Joie Fucking Goh. Artwork by Nicola Constantino. They make men’s chest look Human, with a capital H. If you don’t believe me, use Photoshop and take them away. Much like a working set of genitalia, nipples remind you that you’re not sleeping with a life-sized Ken doll. The more nip, the more hip. They are often more sensitive about their ...
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Almost Raw Vegan Green Curry | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/04/26/almost-raw-vegan-green-curry
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Almost Raw Vegan Green Curry. Yesterday I took all four of my wisdom teeth out. Yes, I’m hardcore like that. Right now my face looks like a motherfucking butternut squash. As per dentist orders, I’m only supposed to eat cold, soft foods. Hell yeah! The best excuse to eat raw vegan for a few days! 1 large zucchini, diced. 2 medium carrots, diced. Or 1 hugeass carrot, I don’t care. 1/2 Japanese cucumber, diced. 1/2 cup coconut cream.
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Vegan Asian Potato Salad | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/05/01/vegan-asian-potato-salad
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Asian Potato Salad. 3-4 large potatoes, peeled and chopped into bite-sized pieces. If you’re in a hurry and planning to mash, make the pieces smaller so it boils quicker. Optional, only if you intend to mash. 1 small skinny Japanese cucumber, sliced. Slice them paper thin. I repeat. Paper thin. So thin you can see through them. 1/2 medium carrot, grated. 1/2 small purple onion, minced. Make tiny tiny bits. Add cucumber and d...
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Vegan Chana Masala (speed version) | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/01/14/vegan-chana-masala
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Chana Masala (speed version). Why does all my fucking food look the same? All red/orangey/brown. Well, as long as they taste good, who the fuck cares? Serves 2 if you’re eating this with rice (recommended(, 1 if you’re eating this on its own (also recommended). 1 can chickpeas/garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed. This is my dirty secret. I was so lazy I rinsed them in the can they came in. 1 can diced tomatoes. January 14, 20...
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Shout Out to My Vegan Hubby! | Little Shop of Goodness
https://littleshopofgoodness.wordpress.com/2013/11/05/shout-out-to-my-vegan-hubby
Little Shop of Goodness. A little blog filled with vegan and raw food goodness…. Shout Out to My Vegan Hubby! My husband and I have been 100% Vegan (and high raw) since July 28, 2013. What promted us to do this? Well, he has been a vegetarian for about 20 years, but an unhealthy one (his words.) At this time, I had been a vegetarian for about 1 year and was headed for the same unhealthy vegetarian status.😦. One day we watched Fork Over Knives and Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead and it finally clicked for us!
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Vegan Gluten-free Mac ‘n Cheese | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/05/10/vegan-gluten-free-mac-n-cheese
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Gluten-free Mac ‘n Cheese. I love it. So cheese lovers, I can’t promise you that this is going to taste like cheese, because I haven’t eaten cheese since I was 7. But fuck, it does look rich and creamy and cheesy. 1 package gluten-free macaroni. I used quinoa pasta, which has a better texture than rice and corn pasta. 1 cup raw cashews, soaked and drained. I soaked them for about 2 hours. 1/2 cup nutritional yeast flakes.
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Vegan Garlicky Brussels Sprouts | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/05/04/vegan-garlicky-brussels-sprouts
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Garlicky Brussels Sprouts. Brussels sprouts are fucking adorable. Look at them! They look like baby cabbages. And I don’t get why some folks hate the taste of it. Infidels. I originally wanted to make curried sprouts but I recently got a bottle of rooster sauce and damn! 10-15 Brussels sprouts, whole. Wash them and pull off fucked up looking leaves. 2 cloves garlic, minced. 1 tablespoon coconut oil. 1/2 teaspoon cumin seed.
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Vegan Bowl o’ Brown | The Art of Joieism
https://bijoubejoie.wordpress.com/2014/04/19/vegan-bowl-o-brown
The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Bowl o’ Brown. Who else loved the Purple Wedding as much as I do? Who else would like to enjoy a delicacy of Flea Bottom made vegan? Serves 2 (or 1, if you’re starving). 1 cup dried beans. I used a soup mix because I like variety. 1 cup dried red lentils. They break down into mush. 1 vegetable bouillon cube. 2 tablespoons coconut oil. 1 heaped teaspoon cumin seeds. 1 heaped teaspoon mustard seeds. 1 small onion, diced. You a...
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Vegan Chana Masala (speed version) | The Art of Joieism
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The Art of Joieism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. Vegan Chana Masala (speed version). Why does all my fucking food look the same? All red/orangey/brown. Well, as long as they taste good, who the fuck cares? Serves 2 if you’re eating this with rice (recommended(, 1 if you’re eating this on its own (also recommended). 1 can chickpeas/garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed. This is my dirty secret. I was so lazy I rinsed them in the can they came in. 1 can diced tomatoes. January 14, 20...
