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Things That Aren’t Socially Acceptable |
https://joisaverage.wordpress.com/2010/10/31/things-that-arent-socially-acceptable
Things That Aren’t Socially Acceptable. Today, I was the victim of one of those classic awkward situations. You know when someone says something to you that’s so incredibly awkward that you just don’t know what to say to them? You stutter, your jaw falls agape, and you just stare at them for a few moments before muttering something incoherent. That was me today. 8220;Are you pregnant? 8220;Are you pregnant? 8220;ARE YOU PREGNANT? Was this lady joking? She asked me if I was freaking pregnant, for Christ&#...
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If I disappear from the internet… |
https://joisaverage.wordpress.com/2010/10/30/if-i-disappear-from-the-internet
If I disappear from the internet…. 8230;it’s because my bedroom swallowed me whole. Seriously. It’s conspiring to eat me. First of all, there are clothes. Everywhere. The drawers are like some complicated sailor’s knot comprised of sleeves and drawstrings and God knows what else. The floor is covered in laundry, which is terrible because I never know what’s clean and what’s dirty and OH GOD NO oh wait okay it’s the dog. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window).
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We’ll learn to love before we die. Philosophical Jo is philosophical. Well It’s been awhile. I feel like so much has happened. The end of a semester, and the start of a new one. The start and end of a relationship. A lot of things which I don’t really feel like going into. Let’s just say a lot has changed. Maybe it’s just me overthinking things, but I feel like things are. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). Octob...
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Auf Wiedersehen and Au Revoir. |
https://joisaverage.wordpress.com/2010/10/26/auf-wiedersehen-and-au-revoir
Auf Wiedersehen and Au Revoir. So earlier in the semester, I had the delightful experience of sharing my uncle’s basement with two foreign exchange students. I started out this experience feeling somewhat anxious. What if they didn’t like me? What if they didn’t speak English very well? What if, what if, what if at that point, I often had to stop worrying so that my head didn’t explode. We could go to the mall together and watch movies and do girly stuff. Or so I tried to convince myself. After unloading...
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We’ll learn to love before we die. |
https://joisaverage.wordpress.com/2011/03/24/well-learn-to-love-before-we-die
We’ll learn to love before we die. Philosophical Jo is philosophical. Well It’s been awhile. I feel like so much has happened. The end of a semester, and the start of a new one. The start and end of a relationship. A lot of things which I don’t really feel like going into. Let’s just say a lot has changed. Maybe it’s just me overthinking things, but I feel like things are. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). Fill ...
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Halloween, and other silly things. |
https://joisaverage.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/halloween-and-other-silly-things
Halloween, and other silly things. October certainly decided to go out with a bang. I went out trick-or-treating with my uncle and my younger cousins, who were dressed as a vampire, a witch, and a black cat, respectively. Me? I dressed as a Hufflepuff. Obviously. And yes. I do keep a Hogwarts uniform lying around. Thank you for asking. And that, children, is why I’ll probably never go trick-or-treating again. I mean, I’ll. I just won’t be begging for candy. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window).