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The Chosen One: January 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Word up, fly girl. I been all thinkin bout you an spit since you ain't here an stuff. These skippin my arraignmizzle parties ain't the same without ya, babe. You want me to throw down on those fools? You's the best interizzle decorator evah, girl. I mean, nobody but you can spend like a jillion hours findin just the right shoes to match the rug in the fresher or whatev, you get me? I mean, come on. Well, Windu's screechin at...
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Into the garbage chute, flyboy: June 2005
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Into the garbage chute, flyboy. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Han, if you're reading this, keep your big furry oaf under control! He sheds everywhere, it's so gross, having that brown stuff all over my furniture. Sometimes I'm not even sure it's fur. I go through 3 couches a month! Can't you get him a leash, or choke-collar, or cage or something? If not, I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands. That is, with a thick pair of rubber gloves. Eeeeew. Posted by Leia at 3:44 PM. 2 Down the chute. I have to...
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The Chosen One: November 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Grody, man, grody. So I'm sure ya'll got a good laugh outta what that little green monkey did ta me, but I'll show him. I mean it weren't like I tried to mess up his smitin or whatev, but I really wanted to go clubbin with Pa. um. some of my homies, an he was all like getting up in my grill about it or whatev. An not to mention the Force wedgies! My underoos are so far up my butt they could pass as a thong, ya'll. No disi...
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The Chosen One: December 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. So check it, ya'll. I'm gettin all sick an tizired of the way those fogies on the council're treatin me. I'm the Chosen One, yo! Notta mention what I gots to put up with at home, with Ob's "wrasslin", Windu's sob-fests, an Yodes' force-wedgies. I'm all feelin abused an spit. So, Mister. Starkiller? Skywalker, yo.". Ah, Skywalker. It says here you want to be emancipated from your guardians.". But check it, I can't! Listen, ...
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The Chosen One: August 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, August 21, 2005. So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many. An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater. People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders). Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people). Pads' fish Mr Fishie.
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The Chosen One: February 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, February 11, 2006. No disintigrations, yo! So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know. The Chosen One don't roll that way, yo. Mon, My Groupie.
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The Chosen One: October 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, October 22, 2005. So went to Windu's party so he wouldn't get all weepy an spit, plus he promised cookie dough. He an the girl who looks like Pads an somebody else all watched The Notebook. Or whatev, but I wasn't about that. I was all about the Corellian Ale-pong with Obs (Our motto: We play to lose! But when we went to go do karoke after. NO KAROKE MACHINE, YO! Stand around an stare at each other? That was pretty kickin - lotsa free booze...
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The Chosen One: July 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Friday, July 29, 2005. Lose yourself part 2. So check it. Typhus totally picked out a rockin' theme song for me. So from now on, whenever the Chosen One enters a room or gets shown on the Holonet, "My Way or the Highway" is gonna play. Or I'm gonna be hummin it, or whatevs. Oh, and Fluke's got a grandpa cam! That shizzy's off the hook! Thrown down by Anakin Skywalker at 8:16 PM. 8 Sand People slaughtered. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. So Y-dawg keeps acc...
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1337 Jedi SkillZ: July 2005
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Monday, July 18, 2005. Messed up on the nose a bit. This is a picture of me before and after my death. Someday i may scrape together the money for PhotoShop but until that day comes. I think the PhotoStudio and Microsoft Office Picture Manager are strong with me. Or something like that. T 4 1-1 1 out. Posted by Tahl at 9:57 PM. Saturday, July 16, 2005. I've come across an interesting quiz in several and have decided to share my answers. B- Best game: toss up between Halo and Rogue. R- RTM: A last resort.