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Blather 'Bout Burl: Witch Detail Should I Focus On?
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. Witch Detail Should I Focus On? Today's panel is absolutely maddening because Burl's hostile response to Joy's mother is actually funny. But the artist maniacally focuses the entire panel on a single word that is tangential to the joke and the overall effect comes to nothing. Okay, I am willing to grant that Joy's mother could be described as a "witch", thus explaining one facet of Burl's desire to be anywhere she is not. But who cares about the why?
Blather 'Bout Burl: Feed the World
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. Features people unclear on the concept on the textual and meta-textual level. That Burl does not understand should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. That the artist tortures the English language in a desperate attempt to make this joke fit into the setup also should come as a surprise to no one. Not that it's not annoying as hell and totally unecessary. Assuming the artist is not paid by the word, I suggest the following:. Shuttle Bus from Hell.
Blather 'Bout Burl: Burning Questions
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. I think it's safe to say this panel violates a basic rule, which is "don't telegraph the joke.". After Joy's setup line, it's not strictly necessary to read Burl's response, since it's so obvious what he's about to say. In fact, I glanced at all the marginalia before I got around to actually reading what Burl had to say. I can retell that joke in 7 words: Really? Then bring me some Chips Ahoys. I can retell that joke in 6 words: Really? I can retell ...
Blather 'Bout Burl: August 2007
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. In today's Dinette Set. Jerry's extreme reaction suggests there's something ripe for ridicule in a woman dining alone and talking to the staff:. Possibly the mere notion of human interaction is a target of ridicule? Possibly the fact that Joy doesn't join in the ridicule is, in itself, ridiculous? Either way, I think we've reached nadir of both humor and humanity. From now on, all panels. In today's Dinette Set. 2 2 = A Bushel of Corn. A nonsense set...
Blather 'Bout Burl: Not to Mention that Septuagenarian Smell
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. Not to Mention that Septuagenarian Smell. If you are feeling guilty about finding today's Dinette Set. Kind of funny, don't beat yourself up. One thing the Dinette Set. Gets right on occasion is Burl's hostility towards Ma. Thanks for saying that. I was getting down on myself for finding this one mildly amusing. 02 November, 2007 09:01. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Shuttle Bus from Hell. Not to Mention that Septuagenarian Smell.
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Garfield: Permanent Monday: Arf-heben
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Saturday, May 08, 2010. Garfield and Odie engage in the dialectical death struggle, but this master-slave conflict will never resolve, never synthesize. One side is too dumb to resist or surrender. Garfield is playing Hegel's game correctly, but his opponent barely qualifies as a self-consciousness to be battled. Attempting to curb Odie's behavior through orders couched in the form of a sort of game, Garfield makes two weird logistical moves and the sum comes out less than zero. All Paws On Deck. Garfiel...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Strip Nude for Your Kitty
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Thursday, January 03, 2008. Strip Nude for Your Kitty. Were Garfield a human being, we would not hesitate to read this incident, in which Garfield strips a 3-year-old child to his underwear and leaves him standing in a snowbank, as cruel at best, sexual-assulty at worst. This is one of the many advantages of Garfield. S constantly shifting blur between cat, anthropomorphized cat, and cat-in-name-only. Is perfectly capable. Witness the character design of Greta the pet sitter only last week. I humbly subm...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Cat, Cook and Candle
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Monday, May 03, 2010. Cat, Cook and Candle. Now, as to the Garf's motivation, it is possible that he is asserting his household dominance and demonstrating his primacy to Jon and over Liz. As the devil is a lawyer whose favorite phrase is "well, technically. Garfield inserts himself into the conversation just in time to assign himself a spot in Jon's vague personal pronoun. If Jon wants the company of One, that should, can, and will only mean Garfield. Labels: Garfield and Liz. All Paws On Deck. Blather ...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: What is Truth? Paper or Plastic?
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Friday, May 07, 2010. What is Jon doing? Jon is dressed up in a typically pattern-blind checkered suit and polka dot bow-tie combo, and standing around by his table, staring off into space. What is Garfield doing? Garfield has inverted a paper bag over his head as a sort of improvised mask. Two tiny holes have been cut in the bag to facilitate Garfield's vision. These holes are not nearly large enough to accommodate the Garfield's bulbous eyes, currently estimated at four to six inches in height. I can i...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Unfancy Feast
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Monday, May 10, 2010. The longer they stand around talking about this, the more burned the casserole will become. When Jon sprays water on it, it's going to be wet and burned. The boys are still excited to eat this horrible meal. Garfield and Jon are bachelors, but what does that mean? This has to be like the 20th comic where theyve used Were bachelors, baby. As I recall, they once did a whole week where that was the punchline every single time. The joke made more sense when it debuted, in the pre-Jon/Li...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Burb, Baby, Burp
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Burb, Baby, Burp. Garfield regards Jon's accusations that he is disgusting as merely a statement of fact, rather than a complaint or criticism, as indicated by the cat's retort which adds. well, insult to insult. That Jon's observation has no effect is hardly surprising, since the "prank" that is belching in someone's face is enacted because. It is disgusting. Garfield counters with not just another fact, but by 1). S Theater of Cruelty. God in heaven, youre BACK! Is the act of...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Doors of Deception
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Saturday, May 01, 2010. No, just kidding." Pranks such as calling the police to convince them you have committed a murder fall in a gray area. Garfield's trick on Odie largely falls into the first category, wherein it is perfectly reasonable that if Odie is far enough from the door, or there is a prowler outside, the dog might not have heard the approaching human. Child instinctually thrusts hands into pockets, gropes about only to find nothing. Punchline: "Your hands! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
Garfield: Permanent Monday: April 2010
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Friday, April 30, 2010. I Have No Trachea, Larynx or Vocal Cords and I Must Scream. Ignore, for the moment, that real fish lack not only eyelids but the vocal apparatus necessary to emit a blood-curdling cry of terror. Ignore, if you can, that it is a good thing they do, lest that sound would haunt you until the end of days, forever ruining every trip to the fish taco stand. One of the hooks which must have initially sold United Feature Syndicate on Garfield. Why isn't the fish scared, since if the cat i...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Mard Mall of America
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Thursday, April 29, 2010. Mard Mall of America. How Did This Happen and What Does It Tell Us? Choose your own, from our list of possibilities. Garfield did not see the mouse and came to rest where he pleased. Insight: Garfield makes no effort to be aware of his surroundings, as long as his own needs are being met. Also, a fat joke in which Garfield's body mass blocks his line of vision and causes him to inadvertently harm others. 3) or 1 2. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All Paws On Deck. I Have No ...
Garfield: Permanent Monday: Movable Feast, Hold the Sauce
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. Movable Feast, Hold the Sauce. I don't want to turn into one of those guys, but the missing hyphen in Jon's first word balloon makes my palms itch. As long as I'm being one of those guys anyway, that looks more like a fettuccine or tagliatelle. Labels: Garfield steals Jons food. And yes, Garfield is a sadist. That should have been If you read the absent hyphen as intentional . As usual, snark provides its own comeuppance. Have you ever thought about doing a book about Garfield?
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Blatherberg | A place to be on the internet.
A place to be on the internet. Tasked with organizing a New Year’s white elephant/gift exchange. Party, I had the idea of creating specialty tickets for the participants. I started with a ticket template I found on the web. With a little work I put together something basic but unsatisfying. So I found a white elephant image online,. 8230; and came up with this nice ticket template. Next I turned it into a set of sheets,. Sliced them into pairs,. Folded them down the middle. Here was my test piece. 8221; ...
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Blather. Wince. Repeat. Blather. Wince. Repeat. Sunday, August 16, 2015. I keep telling you fewlz that teh prions is big bad news. You all laugh at me, but SCIENCE backs me up, once again. Prions Steal Your Happiness, Fuck Up Your Life. Seriously, prions are linked to depression. WHY DO THE SCIENTISTS KEEP MAKING THEM? Journal of Biological Chemistry. 2015; 290 (33): 20488 DOI: 10.1074/jbc.M115.666156. The Gods Looked Down And Laughed. Wednesday, July 29, 2015. It's The Apocalypse, Y'all. Very interestin...
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011. House hunting near downtown San Jose. What has our city come to when I have to decide between living in a neighborhood with more sexual assaults or one with more breaking and entering reports. Lord knows I cant escape the sex offenders, I might as well invite them over to my house warming party. Seriously, when did our city become such a shit-hole? Words of the week. Insipid: adj, lacking zest or excitement. Pulchritudinous: adj, beautiful. Tuesday, December 6, 2011. In the 9...
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Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog. Breathing new life into Second Life. Sunday February 28 2010 7:47 am Comments (0). Tuesday December 29 2009 10:36 am Comments (1). It wasn’t until I’d been playing with it for a while that I remembered it had a camera too. So here’s one of my first snaps – Christmas table art! I’m attempting…. Tuesday December 29 2009 9:20 am Comments (0). To integrate my blog with facebook. I’m not even sure of the facebook etiquette regarding blogs? Is it okay to link your blog?
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Blather, a book club. February 12, 2012 · 10:49 pm. Click on the link to see the entire post on http:/ catherinesherman.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/intellectual-property-rights/. As a writer and photographer, I’m often territorial about my words and images, so I can understand any creative person getting huffy or even litigious when their intellectual property is used without permission. If I want some pithy quotes, I use the words of a long-dead people, always crediting them, of course. By Steph Penney and.
Blather 'Bout Burl
Because stuff like this should not go without comment. I know I am starting to become. About The Dinette Set. These people are far to stupid to have a functioning autonomic nervous system. I guess I need to add today's "effort" to the growing list of panels in which Burl and Joy display preternatural stupidity about relatively simple concepts involving mathematics. In today's Dinette Set. Shuttle Bus from Hell. I simply cannot make anything of the fact that Carnegie Mall has shuttle busses. Features peop...
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Contact@blatherbubble.com. A friendly place to blather on. Blather Bubble is a friendly place to blather on. Simple Random Kindness Is Such a Freak’n HIGH! February 26th, 2018. Random Acts of Kindness. I have been motivated to do some simple random kindness because I feel like shit. Literally because I feel like shit. Actually, I rarely pass a panhandler without giving something. My favorite [.]. Music Monday is Metal Monday. February 26th, 2018. Support Your Local Music. February 22nd, 2018.
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Blather: foolish talk — bubbe: Yiddish for grandmother. Stop internet f %kery. June 9, 2014. Originally posted on Accessories Not Included. The most important thing you can do besides calling your mother and telling her you love her once in a while. Http:/ m.youtube.com/watch? Go onto the specified website and troll your little heart out. Because what is at stake is the very thing that keeps us all in touch. And in cat memes. April 17, 2014. You might remember that we went last year. No? This past Sunday...
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Thursday, August 14, 2014. I haven't abandoned you. Ok I did. Honestly I totally did. . A year and a half? 160;Wow. its been a really really long time. I am sorry for the forsaking of posting to you dear bloggie blog. Oh and wow are those links over there on the side bar old and not linkie anymore. forgive me for I have blog sinned and not updated those either. . So where does this lead me to? What do I have to share with you? 160;Hmmmm good question. I am not sure. But like all good things. I d...
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In A Sentence .org. The best little site that helps you understand word usage with examples. Blathered in a sentence. The more she blathered on about her problems, the more he knew it was time to take her off his list. The way that were living now is good - were not driven by a desire to get a raise or climb up the ladder because were pretty much at the top of what were doing already, he says, and as one-quarter of the most blathered and blogged about band in Britain, hes got a point. The more she blathe...
