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Corporate Humor: April 2007
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Sunday, April 29, 2007. Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself. So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo. He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon! Posted by Apetite at 11:07 AM. Friday, April 27, 2007. A distinguished loo...
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Promote Your Blog, PYB ver 2.1
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Promote Your Blog, PYB ver 2.1. Tuesday, April 08, 2008. Share World Blog of Ekendra : transforms onto everything that I latch on. Share World Blog of Ekendra :. At http:/ ekendra.blogspot.com/index.html. Today gets changed onto. Everything that I latch on. Http:/ blog.ekendraonline.com/. The concept has been slightly changed for local things, all peripherals that blog. Explore the new look style at Ekendra's blog oops! Everything that I latch on. Thursday, September 20, 2007. Monday, September 17, 2007.
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Corporate Humor: December 2006
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006. 1 And now, the taste test. 2 Are we supposed to heat that? 3 And now a little bit from this. 4 and please keep that test tube alone! 5 And now shake it a bit. 6 Why is there no label on this bottle? 7 In which glass was my mineral water? 8 The bunsen burner *is* out! 9 Why does that stuff burn with a green flame? 10 *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn. 11 Oh, now I have spilt something. 12 First the acid, then the water. 13 And now the detonating gas problem.
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Corporate Humor: June 2007
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Saturday, June 30, 2007. I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office. I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies. MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes. I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer. I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot. Prostitute: I bu...
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Corporate Humor: March 2007
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Friday, March 30, 2007. You are one of our most valued new employees. Enclosed please find some helpful guidelines to company policy. Overtime: The Company has an optional overtime policy you have the option of working 40 hours of overtime or 80 hours of overtime. Stock options: You may buy shares in the company when it goes public. So named because you ll be working in the stock room at Wal-Mart when the company goes belly-up due to your incompetence. 2 You have been assigned a primary care physician...
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tINY fATE oF A sILENT rOCKER: Too Hot, Too Cold
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TINY fATE oF A sILENT rOCKER. It's how a day of Life changes and not the way! It's so called wricked pieces of l-i-f-e, living a hatred and commotion of life. Tits and Bits of life, good and goody-goody moments! Tuesday, July 11, 2006. Too Hot, Too Cold. A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Posted by Sui Generis @ 7:36 AM.
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tINY fATE oF A sILENT rOCKER: More Musings
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TINY fATE oF A sILENT rOCKER. It's how a day of Life changes and not the way! It's so called wricked pieces of l-i-f-e, living a hatred and commotion of life. Tits and Bits of life, good and goody-goody moments! Monday, August 21, 2006. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order?
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Corporate Humor: January 2007
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007. CORPORATE HUMOUR: Resume translator. I m willing to relocate. I ve just been evicted again. I have a stable personal life. Once I finish with this latest divorce,. I m extremely professional. I have a Day-Timer calendar thingee. My background and skills match your requirements. At that piddling salary, you re lucky to get anyone. I ve changed jobs a lot. I am always on the go. I m never at my desk. I m highly motivated to succeed. The minute I find a better job, I m outta here.