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Roy's Rants: June 2010
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Thursday, June 10, 2010. Muppet (n): 1) A puppet thing. Normally some sort of anthropomorphic animal, typically bearing large googly eyes, poofy hair, and/or large floppy mouths 2) A person with physical qualities that closely resemble a muppet, typically brought on by old age. Exhibit A (totally safe for work). Exhibit B (also totally safe for work). NOTE: How lame are his bandmates? More like the All-lamos. Do they even know what's going on behind them? Wednesday, June 9, 2010. Taking care of a clone o...
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Roy's Rants: Oil Change
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Friday, August 27, 2010. Well besides the sketchy guys buying Final Fantasy VII replicas.". I bought some incense. It was apple scented. The sales woman said, "Oh, apple. Very fresh." To which I replied, "Yeah, fresh". It was a good time. With no call from the oil monger, I decided to grab an ice cream from Foster's Freeze. This place is like a bizarro world Dairy Queen. Like something that would be a hang out for a TV show. Is this place just a West Coast thing? Dude, stumbled on it a bit late, epic post.
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Roy's Rants: May 2010
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Sunday, May 2, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow me on Twitter. Check this Shit. or not. entirely up to you. Freedman Haxxorz the Web. Hyde Talks about Shit. the internet listens. Hyde the Elder Drops Science in yo Ear. I occasionally buy comics from these idiots. Matt Murray haz new 2nd blogz LOLZ.
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Roy's Rants: March 2010
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010. Out of the mist there emerged. a ROY! Now I really like fruit, a lot. It's hard not to like fruit. Someone the other day told me that they didn't like fruit. WHAT? How can someone discredit an entire piece of the food pyramid? Figure 1.1: Look how sexy this fruit is. seriously). 2) Watermelon: You know during the summer, when you're hot and sticky and feel like death? Figure 1.2: Even turtles like watermelons. You can always trust turtles). Figure 1.3: I AM A BANANA! Follow me on...
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Roy's Rants: August 2010
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Friday, August 27, 2010. Well besides the sketchy guys buying Final Fantasy VII replicas.". I bought some incense. It was apple scented. The sales woman said, "Oh, apple. Very fresh." To which I replied, "Yeah, fresh". It was a good time. With no call from the oil monger, I decided to grab an ice cream from Foster's Freeze. This place is like a bizarro world Dairy Queen. Like something that would be a hang out for a TV show. Is this place just a West Coast thing? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Roy's Rants: Totally Badass
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010. Figure 4.1: Yes we can. defeat John McClain and run off with a zillion dollars in bonds! Hans is a bad ass villain for a mountain of reasons. He gets a race bonus of 15 to villainy for being German. His accent just sounds better saying things like 'Kill HIM! Figure 4.2: Mr. Bond, it appears as though you're in a bit of a bind. MUAHAHAHA! Figure 4.3: Boba Fett: Hunter of Men, Slayer of Women). Figure 4.4: Because of Superman, someone is gonna be down 40 cakes.). Normally a villain...
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Roy's Rants: December 2010
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010. Note: This isn't in any kind of order, at all, so back off man). This movie squeezed my mind grapes of every last ounce of sweet thinking juice they had. A movie about dreams that made me feel as though I was dreaming. If you haven't seen this one yet, you've fucked up, pain and simple. Dear Chris Nolan, when you and your bro are ready to pass on your magic writing dust, I'll be more than willing to take it off your hands. More like meh date. Zach Galifinakis shot par for ...
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Roy's Rants: Movie Recap 2010
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010. Note: This isn't in any kind of order, at all, so back off man). This movie squeezed my mind grapes of every last ounce of sweet thinking juice they had. A movie about dreams that made me feel as though I was dreaming. If you haven't seen this one yet, you've fucked up, pain and simple. Dear Chris Nolan, when you and your bro are ready to pass on your magic writing dust, I'll be more than willing to take it off your hands. More like meh date. Zach Galifinakis shot par for ...
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Roy's Rants: Halloweenies
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Monday, October 18, 2010. It's October 18th, do you know what you're going to be for Halloween? If you said ' no, because I'm too old for that shit' , then fuck you stop reading my blog you un-fun turd. If you said ' yes' then good for you, you over prepared turd. If you said ' Oh shit, it's October? Then read on my faithful friend because I've got the cure for what ails ya! 1) Don't go for store bought costumes: Why? So don't be a Halloweenie this year and get yourself a great custom costume! Check this...
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Roy's Rants: BEAT DRUMS! BEAT DRUMS!
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Thursday, June 10, 2010. Muppet (n): 1) A puppet thing. Normally some sort of anthropomorphic animal, typically bearing large googly eyes, poofy hair, and/or large floppy mouths 2) A person with physical qualities that closely resemble a muppet, typically brought on by old age. Exhibit A (totally safe for work). Exhibit B (also totally safe for work). NOTE: How lame are his bandmates? More like the All-lamos. Do they even know what's going on behind them? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).