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Sporadic Sporkitudes: What's the Opposite of an Ode?
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, January 18, 2011. What's the Opposite of an Ode? Now I understand that some people require coffee just to survive. And though it took me several months of living in France, I finally understand why people like wine (red anyway. White is just a waste of time.). I went up to their sky bar for my free (well, included in the extravagant ticket price) pint. Dirt. Dirt and poo was all I tasted. So screw you beer! Pretty good poster actually. Anyway, the whole re...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Nude Nuns with Big Guns!
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, November 3, 2010. Nude Nuns with Big Guns! This sister is one bad mother." I swear to god, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is a real movie. And no it's not a porno. The rights to distribute it worldwide are on sale at the American Film Market in Santa Monica, so come on down! I saw the ad for it while running an errand and just about flipped out in front of all the international film executives. I NEED to see this movie because:. 1 I freaking LOVE nuns! And in o...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Playing Ketchup Part 1
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, March 20, 2013. Playing Ketchup Part 1. How do I summarize six months worth of drama, heartbreak, transition, and triumph? Why, let's make a list! I feel like this is the start of a very bizarre musical number, but then again, that's how I feel about 90% of the time). 1 My Body Has Declared Mutiny. 2 RIP Stan 1989-2012. My beloved car and oft-mentioned Partner in Crime, Stan. 4 My 25th Birthday. Speaking of suck, October 16th was my 25th birthday. Anothe...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Shows I Cannot Get Into for the Life of Me
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, November 18, 2013. Shows I Cannot Get Into for the Life of Me. It's my Sunday night and I've done almost nothing but watch bad television all day and eat "healthy" junk food from Trader Joe's, (mostly pumpkin-based treats because I've made it my mission to eat ALL OF THE PUMPKIN THINGS ON THE PLANET. And yes, I am a white girl. But can we get over this stereotype? Because I was determined to jump on a new bandwagon. Though I always have a soft spot. I like ...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Attack of the Blarg!
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, December 4, 2013. Attack of the Blarg! Google's depiction of the Blarg Monster. HEATHENS that's who). You'll try to cheer yourself up with things that normally make you happy like ice cream or music and yet the flavor seems off or your favorite song is suddenly annoying as hell. A more advanced subspecies of Blarg. I didn't draw this, but it looks fairly accurate). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pasadena, CA, United States. View my complete profile.
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Lifetime Movie of the Week
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, December 2, 2013. Lifetime Movie of the Week. I woke up yesterday morning to a lewd text from a guy I haven't seen in over a year. I sort of laughed it off and responded glibly along the lines of, "I'm doing well, how've you been? This photo came with the caption. Every Lifetime villain ever.". All I could figure was that maybe the girl he was dating cheated on him and he was misplacing his anger onto me. I actually still had her number from a time we all w...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: "Ellen Feeds off Your Energy"
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, November 29, 2010. Ellen Feeds off Your Energy". I am simultaneously exhausted and ecstatic. Literally dragging my feet on air (if that's possible). I just got home from one of the longest and yet most amazing days of my life. Thanks to our friend Nicky being a total flake (which is why we love you! The queen of all things delightful! Her performance as Dory made Finding Nemo one of the few computer animated I absolutely adore. And of course there's her...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Hutch the Intern
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, November 26, 2013. It feels very weird to be an intern again. I know that 26 isn't technically that old, but having been out of college for almost five years (JESUS CHRIST! What I picture Parallel Universe Hutch to look like. Would I be an assistant to a quirky but lovable television writer, a ruthless but brilliant acquisitions executive's right hand, a slovenly, scatterbrained creative development head's Girl Friday? Yes, I'm some type of assistant in al...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Fictional Men who have Ruined Real Men for Life
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, December 6, 2010. Fictional Men who have Ruined Real Men for Life. I was attempting to distract myself from the tortuous waiting of a very important phone call, so I decided to make a list. Upon revisiting The Office after watching Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. Yes, we realize that these are not real people. Mr. Darcy isn't really going to sweep us off our feet one day. And in reality, my personal standards. 1 Jim Halpert - The Office. Every woman's fa...
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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Shameless Self-Promotion!
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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, January 25, 2011. I completely agree with Cake Betch of the. That a single positive comment on my blog will make my entire day. Hell, any comment sends me over the moon. So imagine my delight and amazement when I discovered that the aforementioned and cheekily-pseudonymed Cake Betch passed along to me the Stylish Blogger Award! I humbly and respectfully accept with a single out-of-character YEE HAW! Huzzah and good fortune! 2 Share 7 things about yourself.
