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dickbat.com - Origin Story
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dickbat.com - The Eagle Tiger
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The original gangstas of co-ed softball. Dickbat vs. Bin Laden. Dickbat vs. Batdick. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS STORY ABOUT A TIGER EAGLE IS FUCKING AWESOME. THE LEGEND OF THE EAGLE TIGER. On Apr 20, 2011,. Kevin'The Fat Man' Mauer closed out the inning with an amazing third-out back-at-em snatch on the mound that no one applauded since they were still in awe of Gaeson's raw athleticism. Kevin 'Idiot Face' Mauer would later go home and cry himself to sleep, regretting the day he was born. Downfour runs with ...
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dickbat.com - Dickbat Legends
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The original gangstas of co-ed softball. Dickbat vs. Bin Laden. Dickbat vs. Batdick. Click on the drop down to the left. Dickbat: The Only Dick That's A Bat!
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dickbat.com - Current Roster
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The original gangstas of co-ed softball. Dickbat vs. Bin Laden. Dickbat vs. Batdick. Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take. OUR DICKBATS! 34 inches when soft. Position: Back-door Raw-dawg Ball-deep. Career Highlight: Killing Bin Laden. I don't rol...
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dickbat.biz - Packages
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1 Thou Shall Always Make Dickbat Fun Above All Else. 2 Thou Shall Have No Mascots Other Than Mr Mustachio. 3 Thou Shall Always Booze Hard. 4 Boobs = Awesome. 5 Thou Shall Keep Portland Weird. 6 Thou Shall Wear the Dick with Pride. 7 Thou Shall Always Put Cream Cheese on Hot Dogs. 8 ALWAYS Choose Away. 9 Carl's in Charge. 10 Girls Get The Tattoo For Free. Twon Package - $59. Seat in third row of the away team bleachers for every game. Subscription to the dickbat.biz weekly email updates. Pink Package - $99.
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dickbat.biz - Origin Story
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Without Dickbat, there would be no United States of America. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been Dickbat. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But Dickbat has marked the time. This field, this game, Mr Mustachio, The Dickbat: it's a part of our past, and our future, Ray. The Dickbat reminds of us of all that once was good and that it could be again. Eople will most definitely come. Field of Dickbat Dreams.
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dickbat.com - Hall of Fame
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The original gangstas of co-ed softball. Dickbat vs. Bin Laden. Dickbat vs. Batdick. These are some sexy famous Dicks! 1 Play a minimum of one season on a dickbat franchise. 2 Get Mr Mustachio tattooed on your ass. 3 Never get it removed. 4 Ladys get the tattoo for free. WE CAME FROM NOTHING. WE WILL DIE ALONE. BUT TATTOOS LAST FOREVER. Dan Lady Legs Tittymarco. The first female dickbat member to acquire hall of fame status. Hot-hands still plays for dickbat.com but still needs a man to explain t...The m...
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dickbat.biz - Franchises
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dickbat.biz - Team Roster
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Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take. OUR DICKBATS! Position: Back-door, Raw-dawg, Balls-deep. Position: Retired (Dirty Politican). Position: Second Base, Outfield. Position: Shortstop, Second Base. Position: Third Base, Outfield.
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dickbat.com - Home
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The original gangstas of co-ed softball. Dickbat vs. Bin Laden. Dickbat vs. Batdick. Welcome to the original dickbat! Dickbat.com is a group of degenerates who live in Philadelphia and love drinking, softball, and wearing pink. Unlike those assclowns on the West Coast, we do not accept donations and claim to be a fake ass non-profit. However, we do believe in being charitable so if you have some cash to spare please stop by PALS. T HE DICKBAT COMMANDMENTS. 3 Thou Shall Always Booze Hard. 4 Boobs = Awesome.
