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AmericanCaesar Salad: The Bilge Show begins...
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. The Bilge Show begins. Citizens, I heed you to watch the first two episodes of The Bilge Show, featuring me and the wife-bot cracking ribald jokes at the expense of popular culture luminaries. Joins the fun and zip off an e-mail to thebilgeshow@gmail.com with any and all thoughts, so long as they're complimentary. Posted by Bill Scurry. At 3/25/2009 06:04:00 PM. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). New York, New York, United States. View my complete profile. Shoot one off to me.
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AmericanCaesar Salad: I look like a housecat
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Monday, June 23, 2008. I look like a housecat. Really, it's true. I had to go back to real life today after nine day at the Long Island barrier beach of Fire Island, and I disabused the razor while away. It's an experiment, because I have the follicular growth of an 11-year-old. I always hope that my face will look like Burt Reynolds's chest given a few days to accumulate growth, but the reality hews closer to this:. Barring that illusion, what advantage is there to having teh growth? Am I more masculine?
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AmericanCaesar Salad: Coming to you live!
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008. Coming to you live! Hello everybody, I'm Pat O'Brien, and I'm coming to you live from underneath one thousand tons of steaming, twisted metaphor! We got some great stuff for you today, including the story of a high-profile politico that ends in the only manner we're comfortable with - sexual disgrace knocking him off one of the highest perches in the land! A body she has, eh, Nancy O'Dell? My co-host, Nancy - where is she? We in the media love to fill our distended bellies with...
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AmericanCaesar Salad: April 2008
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Sunday, April 27, 2008. Welcome to tonight's news broadcast. I'm Steve Rolston. And now, getting right into our top story: Have the American people made a horrible mistake in electing President Elasmobranch the Unyielding? At least, that's what a lot of people in the area are asking tonight after the new chief executive's inauguration was marred by the tragic death of, well, everyone who attended, at the hands of Elasmobranch himself. That was Luthor Edmiston reporting live, from the capital. Now, pe...
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AmericanCaesar Salad: Puding
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Sunday, June 11, 2006. A gift from the warm and generous Seims. At my party last night - some substance called "Dr. Oetker's Puding.". It appears to be a confection that resembles pudding - but as we know, this is actually puding. Which I believe is pronounced "poo-ding.". And if one were to go by the little flag in the top-right corner, this confection has a tendency to "muz aromali." Applying a layman's translation, I can only assumes that means it "smells like muz.". Formulated by a medical doctor?
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AmericanCaesar Salad: December 2007
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Thursday, December 06, 2007. The assailant left only this one clue:. And a note that he'd be back in a little over a week with the remains of the titular commentator of this space. More as we get it in to the newsroom. Posted by Bill Scurry. At 12/06/2007 10:07:00 PM. Wednesday, December 05, 2007. The newest shit around. I've always loved "We Are the World":. God Hates the World. Watch more free videos. Posted by Bill Scurry. At 12/05/2007 04:20:00 PM. Westboro Baptist Churchm hate. Shoot one off to me.
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AmericanCaesar Salad: Astronaut Clown
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008. Between the inky depths of deep space and the outermost bounds of human achievement, you'll find Astronaut Clown! Astronaut Clown has been working relentlessly for the past seven months, training in the underwater tank and spinning in the endurance centrifuge to build his body up to withstand the rigors of the final unexplored frontier - transatmospheric travel! I'm almost ready - no, the world. As the Romans would say, ecce dessert. Oscar-nominated actor David Strathairn.
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AmericanCaesar Salad: Ruining your life
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Thursday, June 29, 2006. Let the flip-flop backlash. Yes, the loathesome thong portrays a sloppy, asinine image, as the referenced A.P. story offers, and signals an over-relaxed outlook on life by the wearer. Posted by Bill Scurry. At 6/29/2006 09:13:00 PM. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). New York, New York, United States. The fun police have had their way with me in the station house bathroom. Charges will follow. View my complete profile. Shoot one off to me. I breathlessly await human contact. But f...
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AmericanCaesar Salad: January 2008
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008. Between the inky depths of deep space and the outermost bounds of human achievement, you'll find Astronaut Clown! Astronaut Clown has been working relentlessly for the past seven months, training in the underwater tank and spinning in the endurance centrifuge to build his body up to withstand the rigors of the final unexplored frontier - transatmospheric travel! I'm almost ready - no, the world. As the Romans would say, ecce dessert. Oscar-nominated actor David Strathairn.
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AmericanCaesar Salad: Dulcet tones
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Sunday, January 27, 2008. In honor of "Rambo", opening this weekend. Posted by Bill Scurry. At 1/27/2008 09:37:00 PM. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). New York, New York, United States. The fun police have had their way with me in the station house bathroom. Charges will follow. View my complete profile. Shoot one off to me. I breathlessly await human contact. Follow me on Twitter. This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from americancaesar. Make your own badge here. RSS this bitch up.