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Geek On Life: January 2011
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011. Clarification for all you ladies. It never ceases to amaze me the sheer volume of products it takes to maintain a woman. Give a guy a bar of soap, a toothbrush and some deodorant and we’re good to go. My wife on the other hand has an entire arsenal of salves, lotions, creams, scrapers, sanders, pluckers, pickers, pushers and on and on. This brings me to my story. 8220;OH Michael, you HAVE to try this! You won’t believe how amazing your skin will feel.”. Posted by Michael Mayer.
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Geek On Life: April 2011
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Thursday, April 7, 2011. Ross Car Bomb - On The River. I knew from the moment she walked in the door this evening that it was going to be a special evening. I wasn't wrong. Cinderella was full of piss and vinegar, more so than usual. If you are friends with my wife and I on Facebook you have already been treated to a couple of her "observations". But I'll repeat them here. Cinderella: "Dad, let me do that because I'm really good at screwing.". Cinderella: "It's not a fat butt! I'm going to go ahead and a...
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Geek On Life: January 2012
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012. That's the only word I can think of to describe my mental state this evening. Let me say this, I want nothing more than for my children to be strong willed and independent people who can think for themselves and not be afraid to voice their opinions. That being said, I also expect them to be respectful and polite, ESPECIALLY to their elders. There in lies the basis of my exasperation. 160;Bossing the teachers? I think i'm going to go have a drink. Posted by Michael Mayer.
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Geek On Life: August 2010
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010. Ready or not…. Holy freakin’ out here. . We had our FINAL doctors appointment today. Shrek and Donkey are very cramped and Jayna is very miserable. We are scheduled to be induced on Thursday 9/2 at 5:00 in the morning. Arrangements are made for Cinderella and the dogs and the bags are packed. . This afternoon while we were at the doctors office, the doctor looked at me and said:. We’ll keep you all posted but the party begins Thursday morning. Posted by Mike Mayer. Awesome ...
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Geek On Life: You have woman hips
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Tuesday, October 9, 2012. You have woman hips. Yeah Not exactly what you want to hear from your doctor. Ok, maybe that wasn't exactly what he said but given my wonderfully supportive and understanding wife, that's what it's been twisted in to. Those of you that know me well know that I have taken up running in the last few months. Why? Wow, that's cool." or. Can I take a picture of this for one of my blogs or Facebook posts? Posted by Michael Mayer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). You have woman hips.
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Geek On Life: September 2011
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011. Tonight was a guys night around our house. Not the typical drinking beer, watching football and grunting like apes kind of guys night, but it was most certainly a guys night. Let me explain. Once dinner is finished I wipe them down and put them in the floor to play while I clean up the kitchen. Posted by Michael Mayer. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Send reminder emails from SharePoint Workflow for overdue tasks. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by bopshops.
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Geek On Life: June 2010
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010. Ramblings of an Insomniac. It’s 4:15 in the morning. I’ve been awake for over an hour and I'm not sure why. I suspect it might have something to do with my pregnant wife’s tossing and turning as well as the dogs snoring in the floor, but who knows. 8220;You guys aren’t being very nice! 160; That is quite possibly the understatement of the century. But in the grand scheme of things, it is all worth it. She enthusiastically tells me “HAPPY FATHERS DAY! Posted by Mike Mayer. 160; ...
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Geek On Life: March 2011
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011. We have twin boys, but when you get to know them they couldn't be more different. It's certainly not what I expected when we found out we were having twins. Not only are they not identical, their personalities are FAR from identical. Posted by Michael Mayer. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Send reminder emails from SharePoint Workflow for overdue tasks. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by bopshops.
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Geek On Life: October 2012
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Tuesday, October 9, 2012. You have woman hips. Yeah Not exactly what you want to hear from your doctor. Ok, maybe that wasn't exactly what he said but given my wonderfully supportive and understanding wife, that's what it's been twisted in to. Those of you that know me well know that I have taken up running in the last few months. Why? Wow, that's cool." or. Can I take a picture of this for one of my blogs or Facebook posts? Posted by Michael Mayer. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You have woman hips.
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Geek On Life: Monkey See
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011. Tonight was a guys night around our house. Not the typical drinking beer, watching football and grunting like apes kind of guys night, but it was most certainly a guys night. Let me explain. Once dinner is finished I wipe them down and put them in the floor to play while I clean up the kitchen. Posted by Michael Mayer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Send reminder emails from SharePoint Workflow for overdue tasks.
