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Chloroform in Print: Mouse-Off 2006
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Thursday, September 28, 2006. NOTE: My wife made me remove most of this story because she doesn't want people to know that mice sometimes get in our trailer. Sorry honey it won't happen again. We decided that the best way to avoid problems in the future was to not clean the house anymore. Oh, and the "winner"? Here is her story:. Are th...
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Chloroform in Print: Busted.
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Monday, June 12, 2006. When we arrived at my folks' place, I was dismayed to see both of them were already home from work. I had been stoned around my parents many times, but not usually so freshly baked, and I expect I probably didn't have any eyedrops handy that day either. Oh well, into the breach. I turned to answer, and our eyes me...
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Chloroform in Print: Nothing says "Manly" like a sweat-stained khaki ascot
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Tuesday, November 07, 2006. Nothing says "Manly" like a sweat-stained khaki ascot. Or did they just not have enough budget to hire more extras? A question for the ages. Etc etc.). Instead, it's the casually arrogant pronouncement upon sizing up the primitive sub-human tribe in the beginning of the movie:. Para; Tuesday, November 07, 2006.
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Chloroform in Print: I have a few Questinos
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Friday, September 22, 2006. I have a few Questinos. I'm thinking about creating an autocorrect entry that translates the rest of the sentence into Spanglish instead of just correcting the spelling. So if I accidentally write "Please let me know if you have any questinos," it will instead display "? Cuanto cuesta sus questinos? I like br...
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Chloroform in Print: August 2004
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Sunday, August 29, 2004. Engage not in rodomontade. Para; Sunday, August 29, 2004. Tuesday, August 24, 2004. The Ozette Raccoon Incident, pt. 2. Inevitably, single slices were soon being thrown at each other, with a minor uproar caused whenever an errant throw landed on somebody's pillow. The situation was degenerating rapidly. Cass, Th...
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Chloroform in Print: August 2005
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Thursday, August 18, 2005. Scene is a cocktail party at a fancy house with pool and hot tub in the background. Camera pans in on two guys standing apart from the crowd and talking.]. Camera pans over to his friend]. Second guy: Say, Bob, I think I know what your problem is - it's your brand of crayon. He snaps open a chrome crayon box a...
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Chloroform in Print: Election Day Just Ain't Quite the Same When You Vote By Mail
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Monday, November 06, 2006. Election Day Just Ain't Quite the Same When You Vote By Mail. Voted tonight. Felt pretty good. The choices were all easy. It was difficult to keep myself from using "Cap'n Jack Sparrow" as a write-in candidate to every uncontested county race. Luckily I was able to keep my head. Para; Monday, November 06, 2006.
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Chloroform in Print: I spent the weekend in Spokanistan and all I got was this bitchin' Boo Radley's T-shirt
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. I spent the weekend in Spokanistan and all I got was this bitchin' Boo Radley's T-shirt. In heavy holiday traffic, under darkening skies, we nearly collided with it. A genuine Clown Car. Hmm Now that I look at the picture more closely, it's clear that nobody is driving the van. This was followed by a depressing vi...
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Chloroform in Print: July 2005
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I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer. Sunday, July 31, 2005. Scuse Me While I Kiss This Tie. 100 percent Imported polyester. Para; Sunday, July 31, 2005. Friday, July 22, 2005. Things I'd Like to Tell the Younger Me. 1 Turn away from the Dark Side now before it's too late. Well, that about covers it. Para; Friday, July 22, 2005. What I got from working at Microsoft. This id...
