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HOW DO YOU TAKE MY COFFEE? By B Elwin Sherman. Lots of talk these days about how we’re losing our privacy. Everywhere we go, we are being watched. Everyplace we speak, our voices are being recorded. This is perhaps best evidenced by the fact that politicians are now too often caught unawares in the act of saying what they really mean, and being exposed when telling the truth can ruin a political career. So, you can afford a new roof, but where’s that fiver you owe me? I’m thinking about where I wen...
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Wednesday, July 23, 2014. KUDOS TO THE LOWE'S DELIVERY GUY, when he delivered my new white stove and dishwasher, and I joked (with all the seriousness I could muster) about how they would now clash with my old black refrigerator, and what was I to do? He deadpanned: "Learn to live with diversity.". Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Monday, July 14, 2014. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND soccer riots. Monday, July 14, 2014. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Join Me On Facebook! Click Here to e-mail the author. The Best of Aging.
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Sunday, April 12, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Finders Seekers Hoarders Keepers. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Finders Seekers Hoarders Keepers.". How can I stop making mountains out of molehills? The good news is, your question holds the key to solving this dilemma. No, you’re not making mountains out of molehills, but you are trying to make molehills out of mountains. Fine if you’re a mole, but you n...Now, only bring b...
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*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Look At This Out Loud!
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Saturday, February 7, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Look At This Out Loud! Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Look At This Out Loud! I am an old man. How old? Here's how old: something is happening to me now that started some time ago as an occasional thing, but now it goes on all the time. People talk to me like I'm hard of hearing or senile, shouting at me and/or speaking very slowly. What can I do about it? For example, base...
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*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Big Rhode Island Nibbles
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Friday, March 27, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Big Rhode Island Nibbles. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Big Rhode Island Nibbles.". My wife and I are writing from Rhode Island, and we can tell you that we’re sick and tired of being the butt of “small” jokes. We love our state, we don’t FEEL small, and we want all this smalltalk to stop! Now I’m practically packing my bags. You’re also home to “Nibbles Woodaway,...And, if w...
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Friday, March 27, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Big Rhode Island Nibbles. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Big Rhode Island Nibbles.". My wife and I are writing from Rhode Island, and we can tell you that we’re sick and tired of being the butt of “small” jokes. We love our state, we don’t FEEL small, and we want all this smalltalk to stop! Now I’m practically packing my bags. You’re also home to “Nibbles Woodaway,...And, if w...
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*: November 2014
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Sunday, November 9, 2014. SHIFTING TO MANUAL AUTOMATIC. Dear Driver’s Education Instructors:. It’s been a long time since I first sat behind the wheel and sallied forth in Sally (I named my first car “Sally” for reasons best left parked in history). A lot has changed since then. Motor vehicle operators in this country have all gone crazy. Let’s look at some of the driver’s education topics covered in the classroom and in-vehicle sessions, and see if we can find where things have gone wrong:. Nostalgic hu...
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*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Fun With Females
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Saturday, July 18, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Fun With Females. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Fun With Females.". I could better direct you if I knew you were a Baptist or a sun worshipper or a retired ombudsman, but I’ll just go with a one-size-should-fit-all. It’s a well-known fact that women love to laugh, because the act of laughing prompts a biochemical reaction in women which affects a part of their brain th...
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*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Lady Fingers Clip Joint
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Lady Fingers Clip Joint. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Lady Fingers Clip Joint.". I tucked it into my napkin and didn't mention it to anyone as I didn't want to ruin the festive occasion. My problem now is that she's written to ask if she can take ME to dinner after her graduation . At this same restaurant! FINGER FOODS IN FREEPORT. Try not to think about it. Yes, obvio...
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*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Does Your Wife Wear A Helmet?
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Tuesday, January 27, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Does Your Wife Wear A Helmet? Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Does Your Wife Wear A Helmet? You don’t have to do that, you know! It’s really beginning to bother me. I have a hard time explaining it, and I’m tired of trying. Can you help me with a response? NOM DE GROOM IN GRAFTON. Before we wed, I non-aggressively asked Diane Lillian Church if she was planning to change her ...
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