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JUST RESTING MY EYES: Taking A Lot Of Words To Say Not Very Much At All
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Wednesday, July 04, 2012. Taking A Lot Of Words To Say Not Very Much At All. One hell of a goddamn writer. One hell of a passage to inspire someone. On Christmas Day I sat and stared at the untouched presents under the tree and tried and tried to remember the song she'd sang. I couldn't. And I still can't. It would wake up, but what's the point, really? Why wake up into the comparitively useless life that continues on? But no. It's not that. And she would say: "...
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: Of Mites And Mums
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Monday, December 23, 2013. Of Mites And Mums. I'm a baby denier, and I have been for 33 and a half years. Well, that's probably a lie, seeing as for the first year of that I was. I'm setting a humourous tone now so you're cushioned for further down the page. Sorry. The humour is deliberately terrible so you don't empathise with me too much, and for no other reason, and I'll thank you to stop loudly proving otherwise. That's her. See that baby? By the by, if by s...
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: Post Gig Comedown
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Thursday, July 21, 2011. On his bass. Fnarrr. That was actually the best gig I've ever seen. A beautiful conflagration of time, opportunity, happenstance, whatever, but that is currently my favourite band, they are about to become megastars, and I have seen them perform all their amazing songs standing three feet away from me. It is now over. I have just seen a proper Mercury-nominated band blow the roof off a classic venue at incredibly close range! Subscribe t...
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: Comic Relief Possibly Killing Me Live!
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Friday, March 18, 2011. Comic Relief Possibly Killing Me Live! Red Nose Day. As a youth, between weeping in butcher's shops, it was something I'd look forward to. It was a whole night of live telly which was anarchic and punky, where I honestly believed anything could happen, especially in the post 10 o'clock news section, when my parents would send me to bed to settle down and watch Ben Elton do his tried and tested tampax! And I'm a bloody man and everything!
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: The Secret Of Happiness Is An Ironic Thing To Call A Blog Post Which Will Severely Disappoint Those Who Google It
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Tuesday, May 17, 2011. The Secret Of Happiness Is An Ironic Thing To Call A Blog Post Which Will Severely Disappoint Those Who Google It. Cos I was floating above it all, see? Here is the GPS location of the exact shelf in Waitrose you left your infant propped up on! I shall have to continue with my bloody comfortable get a grip woman life as is. Anyway, I was musing on this - on Twitter (will I ever learn? What no-one really understands is that everything I pro...
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: You Are My Everything Everything
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Tuesday, July 19, 2011. You Are My Everything Everything. And here will follow an extended metaphor so tortured that the USA has denied it even existed and immediately flown it to sit inside a shipping crate on an airbase in Siberia for the next 30 years. If you do not wish to witness this extraordinary word rendition, please click away immediately. Look: here's some sausage dogs pissing about. Don't know. I. What was I, some kind of teenage ball of scrunched-up...
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JUST RESTING MY EYES: The 4am Phone Call
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JUST RESTING MY EYES. SO VERY, VERY TIRED. Thursday, January 05, 2012. The 4am Phone Call. You think you live under the constant shadow of fear of the 4am Phone Call until it happens, and you realise despite having your phone on, by your side, every night, in proper Scoutly readiness for the 4am Phone Call to rudely burst into your life, you haven't actually thought about it for years. And so you're totally unprepared on how to react. Squeak: (reading awkwardly from a card) Your mum's deaf. And when I fo...