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When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist. | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist. I am feeling very odd lately. Tired but can’t sleep, hungry but I just ate….an all over strange. Fun? 6 things I should do…. 1 – Finish the veil I am making for my cousin’s wedding. 2 – Get my shit together for a yard sale. 3 – Get a new bed for my sons before the bunk bed they have now collapses on their wee little heads. 6 – Get a better job. Date : June 1, 2010.
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain. | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain. Just watched some of the Golden Globes if only to see Ricky Gervais. Love that guy. Mo’Nique made me all weepy with her emotional speech for her win. Awesome. I gave up when Meryl got her award for. Also, Julia Roberts’ mouth seems to have gotten bigger. Maybe it’s just me. Laquo; Hell yeah we should get some road beers! The only t...
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Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. I miss blogging. I really do. I used to stay up insanely late and write things about my life, my son, work….everything. Now I just stay up late. Eating, watching idiots on tv, staring blankly and stumbling – on the internet and just in the living room. 8211; What would my name have been if I was a girl? 8211; You would have been called Ava. What about The Babe? Laquo; When I pu...
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The Letters | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Create a fr...
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Hell yeah we should get some road beers! | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. Hell yeah we should get some road beers! So it seems that I haven’t changed a bit since my last post…what, over 2 years ago? I am still awake at the most ridiculous times of night and I still have nothing to say but I say it anyway. I have decided that I will bring back my blog. I came back once before but that was a lie apparently. This time I mean it. Really. 6 Things I did today. By Cinda Williams Chima. It’s o...
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Uninteresting and tiresome; dull. | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. Uninteresting and tiresome; dull. I am pregnant and about to burst! As a result I sometimes feel like I am not doing enough to keep him entertained and I feel badly about that. The other day as I was putting him to bed for the night I said. 8220;Do you think mommy is boring? To which he replied “No! 8220;Are you sure mommy isn’t boring? 8220;You are not boring mommy.”. 8220;Thanks babe, I love you.”. Notify me of new co...
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The one wherein I ramble incoherently…yet again. | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. The one wherein I ramble incoherently…yet again. I have been back “on-line” for a total of what, like 6 hours and I am already freaking out about posting. I am a major tool. So here it is my second post in a year. Aren’t you proud of me? Well I am so shut up. I should write something profound but that would be a little far-fetched coming from me. So I will write several lines of nonsense and call it a night. She gets li...
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More than you care to know | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. More than you care to know. 100 things about me – in the works so bear with me! 1 Shna is my nickname from highschool. 2 I love the show “House”. 3 I have a mild crush on Hugh Laurie. 4 I am very sarcastic. 5 Sometimes people don’t “get” me. 6 I don’t have any pets. 7 I sometimes wish I did. 8 I think I would be a terrible pet owner. 9 I have 5 tattoos…. 10 … and plans for several more. 13 I let them grow over too.
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BQotW | Farts and Ferns
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A lot of people wear these pants! All Shna, All the Time. More than you care to know. This is the Blog. Quote of the Week. I routinely amble around the interwebs reading things that make me laugh. When I laugh I feel good and when I feel good an angel gets its wings. Jan 9 2010 –. 8220;The only thing more awesome than a pig is a grizzly bear with swords for teeth driving a dump truck.”. 8211; The Oatmeal. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Disturbing tales fr...
