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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: A Contributing Factor to My Lesbianinity
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Tuesday, January 13, 2009. A Contributing Factor to My Lesbianinity. I think it's pretty much part of the Constitution that some point, every American girl needs to take dance lessons. I was no different. Oh yes. Little five year old Amy took dance lessons. For me.it was one giant leap towards lesbianism and rebellion against all things girly. Dear Mom and Dad, No thank you. I do not want to wear tights. Can I please go play in the mud and pretend to be Westley. Dear Dancing w...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Armed and Ready to Chuck a Shoe at the TV
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Wednesday, October 18, 2006. Armed and Ready to Chuck a Shoe at the TV. I cannot wait until the freakin' elections are over. The TV ads are driving me up a wall. They come on at least 4 times during every commercial break and basically happen like this:. Robert Roberston sleeps with hookers. A vote for Robert is a vote for hookers. Hookers are bad for America, just like terrorists. Are you a hooker loving terrorist? All of this makes me cry a little bit on the inside. Thes...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Guys, I Have To Let You In On a Secret
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Thursday, January 31, 2008. Guys, I Have To Let You In On a Secret. Check out my crazy skills, I own those balls:. Umoknot so much.let me try again. OkLet me try one more time.please? If you have babies or things that are on fire you probably shouldn't let me juggle them. UmIm gonna need you to not talk about balls so much. Amy- One of the things I love most about you is how creative you are! This blog post is right up there with the creativity! Amywhat have you done? Hi My na...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Gorilla vs. Leopard
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Wednesday, September 19, 2007. Gorilla vs. Leopard. And it is so once more:. I stumbled upon buttloads of crappily animated animal death matches, the first being giant squid vs. sperm whale. It was good, but not quite as tight at this one right here. I find it both disturbing and awesome that the gorilla kills the leopard by cracking it's spine. And that you pretty much see the leopard get cracked in half and that it's accompained by a horrible sound effect. You can find links...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Missed Connection
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Monday, October 29, 2007. I have some exciting news. I think it's possible I might have a "missed connections" on craigslist within the next day or so! I think it's going to go something like this-. YOU- Feeding cookie crumbs to pigeons taking special attention to see that the pigeon with the busted wing and leg got the crumbs. You called him, "gimpy." You kept saying, "Here, Gimpy.quick get it before the other guys! SCREW OFF" You chased them away several times. Do you ever h...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: No Dude, Pants are required.
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Friday, June 22, 2007. No Dude, Pants are required. So I work at a box office in a suburb of Chicago. Our patrons are pretty much suburban families and old people. So as you might guess, I have some pretty interesting conversations with people. So for whatever reason, a bunch of crazies came out the other day. Annnnddd.start the highlight reel. OLD LDAY: So will there be a lunch? OLD LADY: Yes. Is there a lunch included? ME: No, there's no lunch mam. LADY: Yeah, I wonder if yo...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: The Many Faces of Amy
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Wednesday, January 07, 2009. The Many Faces of Amy. I had some requests. So here is a post of the many faces of Amy. David took some headshots for me a while back. He took some really great pictures and some rather hilarious ones. The hilarious pictures were a result of:. A) My lack of ability to pose properly. B) The fact that is was 12 degrees outside that day. Seriously. C) I mean, even dynamos like me can't be cute ALL the time. (Aka: I'm awkward). The "I farted" face.
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Huge Nerd
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. So, while I was organizing and moving things back into the 'burbs I came across some old notebooks I used to keep. And by old notebooks I mean things I wrote in when I was like eight or nine. Of course, I had to share what I found with you. HERE IS THE SET UP FOR SAID NOTEBOOKS:. Ok This is the kind of kid I was, right? I spent a lot of time drawing. I spent a lot of time reading. I spent a lot of time with microscope. And I spent a lot of time writing.
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Sometimes...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Saturday, January 10, 2009. After a rough week,. With the terror of post-collegiate life setting in,. After being followed Thursday by a creepy old man* (see story below). What you need is to go to the mall with your BFF (like you did when you were in high school and thought you were the bee's knees), eat at a place that offers bottomless french fries, and go to the mac store and listen to some tunes via Bose headphones to remember:. Do the same with your other leg and just...
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986: Operation: Find Lesbians in the Suburbs
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Confusing Ideas Since 1986. Thursday, July 26, 2007. Operation: Find Lesbians in the Suburbs. I'm here at a coffee shop in the suburbs, which according to a trusted source is an alleged lesbian hang out. Apparently, he was in here on several occasions and saw a group of, "Lez Magoos", as he calls them. He also alleges, that the "Lez Magoos" were speaking with one of the employees of the coffee establishment. Thus, an employee may be a "Lez Magoo" as well. Two business men on computers. Not lesbians.