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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: October 2005
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October 12, 2005. YOU STOLE MY CLOUDSONG! I'd heard about this before, but had never heard. I must say: awesome. What happens when someone on crack flips out in an MMO. I like to think that right after he got kicked or banned or whatever was going on there at the end, that his head exploded like that justly-famed scene from Scanners. Posted by Gar @ 12:20 AM. October 11, 2005. Tangentially, I give UFO maps. Posted by Gar @ 3:06 PM. October 02, 2005. Extremely tangentially, I blame this last for why "Sign...
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: December 2005
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December 28, 2005. So I've now seen both Grizzly Man. Which makes a great themed double feature. The theme, of course, being "kooks with grizzly fixations.". I've got more to say about them both, but it's still simmering; my muse just shoots me a withering glare and tells me to stay the hell out of the kitchen till it's done. But they're both really good flicks in their own way, and, in my head at least, actually mesh together really well, all poetical-like. Nope, not done yet. Maybe in awhile. A goddamn...
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: May 2005
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May 21, 2005. What have I done? Time to kill some kids." "Okay! In lieu of an actual review of "Revenge of the Sith," I instead present two thoughts that occurred to me during it:. 1: Consistently better dialogue can be written by spraying diarrhea through randomly-chosen stencils. I'm guessing Lucas picked out his own stencils, so there you go. Special bonus thought: the special effects sure are pretty. Posted by Gar @ 4:50 PM. Follow me on Twitter. Church of the SubGenius. Hysteria, Mysteria, and WAR!
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: Garfield minus Garfield
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March 09, 2008. Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb. Posted by Gar @ 1:57 PM. Http:/ www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html. Follow me on Twitter.
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: April 2005
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April 25, 2005. Who dropped his tools and his keys and left. I periodically wonder how impenetrable my usual slapdash sort of casual writing is, and of course they have formulas for such things. Currently, here's where I stand, according to this site. You know with a domain name like "Juicy Studio" it's a rigorously academic center):. Total words 2,217. Average words per Sentence 11.86. Words with 1 Syllable 1,453. Words with 2 Syllables 470. Words with 3 Syllables 170. Words with 4 or more Syllables 124.
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: September 2005
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September 30, 2005. State of the art bang-bang! I'm pretty sure this weapon fires bullets of pure Slack. When I take over the world, it'll be standard-issue for all my commandoes. Posted by Gar @ 12:21 AM. September 29, 2005. But I look forward more to a re-editted trailer from one of any number of the kind of saccharine flicks, made into a trailer the horror movies they really deserve to be. Still a good thing to have on contingency basis. Posted by Gar @ 2:08 PM. Brain-stapling for the masses. K-12 Com...
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: November 2005
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November 30, 2005. This is a great story. You should read it, probably right after a big meal. It's good for you! Posted by Gar @ 7:27 PM. November 23, 2005. This entry's theme: neat things, pretentiously named. Is a graphical web toy that apparently works by hooking into the Google Images api and trippifying it. It's nifty. I've recently discovered and become a big fan of the band Godspeed You! Posted by Gar @ 5:40 AM. November 22, 2005. Posted by Gar @ 6:37 PM. Silent Night, Seizure Night. Babble. ...
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pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity: Random bits from my brain
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September 24, 2008. Random bits from my brain. In no particular order. I'm pretty sure I'm running a mild fever, but don't know if that's anything more than correlated to these. I like to think that a giant monster was going to erupt through that building next, and I would've rejoined my unit after dealing with the rhino mission, but I woke up at that point. Posted by Gar @ 11:34 AM. I would have thought the OTC antihistamines I've been taking (which work incredibly well, by the way) would make me drowsy...