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zebra crossing: May 2009
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Saturday, May 23, 2009. Summer time.and the living is easy. After some soul searching, I realised we were better off here. I reaslised. Not the husband. Me. Oh dear He-who-is-holy. The husband's assertations that he had actually improved my life, brought me into the fold of GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE, and had given me the coveted house-near-the-beach was all BLOODYMOTHERFUCKING true. (Pants.). This is what we're here for. This is why we live in Israel with the bombs and the wars and the neighbours who don't...
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zebra crossing: May 2010
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Friday, May 7, 2010. I'm just watching Marley and Me and it brings back a few memories. I've starred in a few episodes of "When Bad Pets Happen to Good People" myself with my dog Mojo, but actually the film brought me back to a dog we had in my childhood who was called Max. I was 6 so I can't remember what type he was. He was brown. We got him from the RSPCA in Chobham. What kind of slave labour is that! Sending a 6 year old a mile to buy 2 glass bottles of milk! Sunbather now glistening for a new reason.
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zebra crossing: June 2009
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Thursday, June 25, 2009. You know that in some countries there are commonly known gestures you use when driving? Like in England, flashing your headlights to let someone go ahead of you, or in Israel, flashing your headlights to let someone know they're driving too slow? So tell me, what's the signal for "bloody bursting for the toilet so move out of the fucking way and let me pass"? Ever had that happen to you? You can't turn left at the T-junction because some dumbass not-concentrating soccer-mom in he...
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zebra crossing: December 2008
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Monday, December 22, 2008. Getting ready for xmas. Last week my cubemate was off serving the country in the reserves so I took the opportunity to play (read: BLAST) some xmas songs. My good friend Tim, download queen, gave me a bunch of xmas songs and I was rocking the open space with them (Thanks, Tim! Most people (even those wearing kippers) didn't mind. Although they did joke that they would take my certificate away. But I can barely get through Surah Hoshech, Ner Li Ner Li or Sevivon Sov Sov Sov.
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zebra crossing: max and me
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Friday, May 7, 2010. I'm just watching Marley and Me and it brings back a few memories. I've starred in a few episodes of "When Bad Pets Happen to Good People" myself with my dog Mojo, but actually the film brought me back to a dog we had in my childhood who was called Max. I was 6 so I can't remember what type he was. He was brown. We got him from the RSPCA in Chobham. What kind of slave labour is that! Sending a 6 year old a mile to buy 2 glass bottles of milk! Sunbather now glistening for a new reason.
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zebra crossing: rondayvoo at the beehive house
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Monday, July 13, 2009. Rondayvoo at the beehive house. You know what it's like when you watch too much porn? And all of a sudden the world is a wierd, clothed place? And when you go to the bank or the hospital, nobody starts stripping off? Which is probably just as well because none of em are buff at all. But all the same it's wierd because you entered a parallel universe for a while where every secretary does her boss (male or female) and where everyone sunbathes nude in the backyard of their villa?
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zebra crossing: November 2008
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Sunday, November 30, 2008. They take your friends away, its THE EXPERIMENT. A few of my loyal readers who prefer to TALK about the blog rather than to leave comments (leave comments! No More. Jazzing. The person who invented the trend of mixing baby leaves in with salad should be taken out and shot right now. But they let me smile wistfully at my work buddies and say "All part of THE EXPERIMENT". You work in a cube. THE EXPERIMENT. You share that cube. THE EXPERIMENT. Word wrecks your DTP? Today THE EXPE...
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zebra crossing: cured
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Sunday, June 7, 2009. Labels: email of the day. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Growing up as one of the only roman catholics in a church of england school, I grew up to study Religions and then converted to Judaism for the sake of my children. No wonder I get confused! I'd say my early influences were Richard Scarry and the Kids from Fame. I now live in Israel with my husband and some twins we found along the way. I like comments. Leave comments. View my complete profile. Email of the day.
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zebra crossing: some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light
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Thursday, July 2, 2009. Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. I dig your shoes man, where'd you get them from? And the rest is a whole different species. This hardly screams 'day at the beach' to me. And seriously, if any man wanted to get off looking at women, he wouldn't go anywhere NEAR the segregated swimming, he would go to the public section of the beach where the israeli women wear so little, I'm pretty sure they don't even have areas where the sun don't shine.
