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the ludicrous blog: May 2006
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Friday, May 19, 2006. This Day In History The Bloggety-Bloggety Blog Version! May 19, 1563 - Anne Boleyn. Was executed on charges of adultery and witchcraft (among others) that were all fabricated and false from beginning to end. Most of the gusto to go through with this heinous way of dispensing with the wife came from King Henry VIII's mistress and next. Wife, the ambitious Jane Seymour (not to be confused with the actress now! May the word of the day be panegyric now! Born in the Age of Aquarius, dest...
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the ludicrous blog: March 2006
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006. National Pig Day - and I see a whole lot of pigs all over the place! What were the odds of that? Wow - the USofA have such a "holiday" too? I had no idea! And, as fate would have it (blame it on a. pigxie? I would see a lot of them that day too. oui, oui! In a rare chain of events, I caught an episode of "Duck Dodgers" on TV today - there was Porky Pig! Although I caught a repeat on a FRENCH NETWORK where the show is known as "Les Anges de la Rénovation" I believe! And of cours...
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the ludicrous blog: April 2006
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Saturday, April 22, 2006. Posted by Luminous ( ô/) Luciano @ 2:00 PM. Luminous ( ô/) Luciano™. Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a prose-lover. Luciano is out to dispel any clichés and reinvent them all both to the tune of a little something called the truth as also to his own image - being old-fashioned, he does not mind that distinction one infinitesimal tiny bit at all! View my complete profile. SMELLS LIKE N...
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the ludicrous blog: February 2006
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Monday, February 27, 2006. I suggest that, in the coming years, on this day, all Canadians (especially those residing in the two territories as well as those in the northern-most regions of Québec, Manitoba and Saskatchewan) ADOPT A POLAR BEAR! Since the poor Ursus Maritimus is seeing his natural habitat dwindle to nothingness as the wretched global warming curse is affecting it particularly, he needs a new spot to. lay around and do nothing! What better than Canadian wastelands, eh? What's a Hoodie Hoo?
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the ludicrous blog: September 2006
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006. September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Can you believe this crap? Like - once again I SIMPLY MUST ASK - who in blue blazes thinks up these pseudo-holidays? A clear emphasis here on the DAZE and not the HOLY quality of these things, evidently! Talk like a pirate day. So, everyone is supposed to sprout into gibberish and rudeness, just like that, for no reason at all, wherever it may be? But I digress.) at the mall or even (yikes) at Church? Some were dumb enough recently to...
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the ludicrous blog: June 2006
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Saturday, June 24, 2006. St-Jean Baptiste Day in Quebec = 0. World Cup of Futebol in Europe = 1. Final Score! Again I must point out, as I do each year it seems, that Quebeckers have absolutely NOTHING in common with John The Baptist! I mean - the Baptist was known for his LOUD VOICE, right? Quebec is so shy they actually had a QUIET REVOLUTION! À bon entendeur - SALUT! And this in the celebration of a game! That cannot be faked, folks! If Quebeckers bare no resemblance to John The Baptist, I sure do res...
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the ludicrous blog: July 2006
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Saturday, July 22, 2006. When you can't even properly spell out a common name, you know there's something wrong in your gene pool. So, naturally (or unnaturally, as it is, really) you will want to fix things. Artificially. Hey - there's "art" in artificial! What could go better together though than vain people and plastic surgery? The two go hand in hand as. a horse and carriage. love and marriage. and divorce and re-marriage! From that awful "catwoman". To these Gennifer Flowers. As in that foolish idea...
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the ludicrous blog: December 2005
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Friday, December 16, 2005. It's A Gay Globe. BANG) - Hollywood's first gay cowboy movie 'Brokeback Mountain' is set to ride off with seven Golden Globes. The controversial movie - which stars Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal - is being lined up for a succession of prizes including best picture. George Clooney's 'Good Night, and Good Luck' and Woody Allen's 'Match Point' will also be battling it out for the best movie award - an indication of Oscar success. The Canadian Press BANG Media International.
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the ludicrous blog: January 2006
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006. Mahmoud and Iznogoud - separated at birth? Israel created to finish the Holocaust: Iran. Updated Sun. Jan. 1 2006 11:28 PM ET. TEHRAN Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran's president who has said the Holocaust was a myth, now has charged European countries sought to complete the genocide by establishing a Jewish state in the midst of Muslim countries. Iran's Islamic Republic News agency quoted Ahmadinejad saying Sunday. Isn't that an important question? It seems like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...
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the ludicrous blog: November 2005
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Friday, November 25, 2005. Cartoony and the Lackey finally split. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have officially separated. What is funny about it is the media setting them up against each other already - in the "post-break-up race to see who will be more successful after separation". Charmed. is a sitcom? Posted by Luminous ( ô/) Luciano @ 7:52 PM. Luminous ( ô/) Luciano™. Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a p...