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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: One-Eyed Monster (2008)

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Saturday, May 31, 2014. Ten people, including veteran porn stars Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart (playing themselves), head up into the Northern California mountains to make an adult film. All the weather predictions indicate that a huge blizzard is going to hit them, so the cast and crew are pretty much resigned to being snowed in for the weekend. However, that’s only a small part of what they’re going to have to deal with. Is a funny movie; and what’s more, it&#8217...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: Suspiria (1977)

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Saturday, May 31, 2014. American ballerina Suzy Bannion (Jessica Harper of Phantom of the Paradise. And, much later, Minority Report. The next day Suzy returns to the school, where she is told by the dance instructor Miss Tanner (Alida Valli of Eyes Without a Face. That she was expected the night before. Also present is Madam Blanc (Joan Bennett of the original Father of the Bride. Dear Readers, this blog has now been up and running for four years! European movies made d...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: October 2013

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Thursday, October 31, 2013. A drifter from Colorado (wrestler Roddy Piper of Hell Comes to Frogtown. It says a lot about the economy that Nada is far from the only homeless worker on the site. Fortunately for him, however, he is quickly befriended by Frank (Keith David of the Thing. Another worker, who leads him to a shantytown run by a community activist named Gilbert (Peter Jason of In the Mouth of Madness. John Carpenter made They Live. Overall, though, They Live.

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: Rock n' Roll Nightmare (1987)

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Sunday, March 23, 2014. Rock n' Roll Nightmare (1987). The Tritonz settle in, but almost immediately get set upon by the demons. One by one, unnoticed by anyone else until it’s too late, the Tritonz and their paramours get killed and/or possessed. However, not all is what it appears to be, and John Triton has a few surprises of his own…. 8220; Yes… that’s where I’ve seen that nerdy bass player. I’m not going to sugar coat this, Rock ‘n Roll Nightmare. The characters, lik...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: June 2013

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Friday, June 28, 2013. Night of Death (1980). By this time, while it’s probably stereotyping, I’ve come to expect a certain pattern for end of the ‘70s European horror films: Style and mood over a coherent storyline. Copious nudity. Killings that tend to be more dramatically shocking or mean-spirited than graphically gory. Weirdness for weirdness’ sake. I was expecting all this with Night of Death. Finally, I would just like to add that Night of Death. Is a decent and en...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: March 2013

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Tuesday, March 12, 2013. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996). Luckily for the Geckos, and unluckily for everyone else involved, there is another set of guests at the hotel where the brothers are currently holing up. Reverend Jacob Fuller (long time movie vet Harvey Keitel of Saturn 3. 8220; And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because. I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires! Remake. If...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: May 2014

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Saturday, May 31, 2014. American ballerina Suzy Bannion (Jessica Harper of Phantom of the Paradise. And, much later, Minority Report. The next day Suzy returns to the school, where she is told by the dance instructor Miss Tanner (Alida Valli of Eyes Without a Face. That she was expected the night before. Also present is Madam Blanc (Joan Bennett of the original Father of the Bride. Dear Readers, this blog has now been up and running for four years! European movies made d...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: Girly (1970)

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Monday, December 30, 2013. And what is ‘the Game? 8220; Nasty Nanny is no good! Chop her up for firewood! When she’s dead, boil her head, make it into gingerbread. If you, dear reader, are unfortunate enough to have grown up thinking a real horror movie means splatters of blood and graphic scenes of torture and dismemberment, than I am afraid you will find the movie Girly. However, Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and Girly. Came out it was always the innocent, the virtuous, and the ...

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace: April 2013

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Lair of the Nine-Fingered Menace. Friday, April 5, 2013. And Brit (Ashley Benson of the TV show Pretty Little Liars); don’t turn your back on them. Actually, fallen angel is probably more accurate. The girls catch the attention and interest of a drug dealer who goes by the handle “Alien” (James Franco, of the Sam Raimi Spiderman. 8220; Spring Break, bitches! Is it weird to be disappointed that a movie isn’t anywhere near as bad as you were expecting it to be? As I said earlier, Spring Breakers. 8221; How...