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Brown musical lawyers unite!: April 2006
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Brown musical lawyers unite! Música con alma pero, tristemente, sin el dinero. ; ;. Friday, April 28, 2006. Battle of the Buldge. Yenemy is coming to visit this weekend. We shall join hands and dance a silly dance when he comes! Posted by frylok @ 10:14 PM. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. I've been listening nonstop to the Gorillaz. Which, incidentally, was updated immediately after each panel. Now that's commitment. I also wasted time on video.google.com - here are my finds for the day:. Aussies Suck Raw Fish.
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The Yenemy: October 2005
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Monday, October 10, 2005. It is, once in a great while, necessary for one to simply stand back and marvel at the result of an act of sublime human ingenuity. Einstein's Theory of Relativity. The moon landing. Zippers, Velcro, duct tape, and the way they can ensure there are exactly two scoops. Into this hallowed company would I like to place myself, for I, a humble man of limited intelligence and only passing familiarity with the various laws of the universe (i.e.: I trip, therefore I fall down. I love w...
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The Yenemy: April 2005
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Thursday, April 28, 2005. On the nature of. I'm feeling expansive. I figured I would wax on at length about that most cliched and exhaustively discussed topic: Farts. First, I'd like to direct you to this page. Which is possibly the single most exhaustive fart resource I have ever seen. Other than Ned. Anyway, I'd like to direct your particular attention to the following facts:. 1) Human beings release about 1/2 liter of rectal gas per day, distributed over about fourteen farts. I'm not here to judge.
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The Yenemy: May 2005
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Monday, May 30, 2005. By now I can feel that my errant heartbeat is coming through the floor. Snatches of music and voices raised in laughter drift through the open window. Earnest voices, much too passionate for the subjects of conversation I can hear, and with a slight lilt that suggests Asian speakers, accents easing out under the influence of alcohol. A vein throbs powerfully in my temple, a painful surge of blood. Ah, yes. Now I remember. My god, I think. Maybe they're holding a seance? Perhaps the ...
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The Yenemy: July 2005
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Saturday, July 23, 2005. I am dropped off to pick up my car from the shop. I was only just able to finagle a ride, so I get there a couple hours early. I manage to kill an hour or so reading "My Sister's Keeper" while breakfasting at Denny's, which is a thunderstorm of shrieking children, clattering dishes, and harried waitresses with gleaming, brittle smiles that never crack the glaze on their eyes. What can I do for you, buddy? He speaks with a faint accent; it sounds vaguely Eastern European. I take a...
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Brown musical lawyers unite!: May 2006
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Brown musical lawyers unite! Música con alma pero, tristemente, sin el dinero. ; ;. Saturday, May 27, 2006. Rice Rockets and Honka Trucks. Everyone knows that this is retarded:. Rice Rocket: Stickers make it go faster. But how much MORE retarded is this:. Honka Truck: This taller the car the smaller the weiner. I always wonder why white people have such a problem with rice rockets, especially when their idea of "pimping" involves giant tires and huge raises. Can you imagine a flat on that thing? Posted b...
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Brown musical lawyers unite!: June 2006
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Brown musical lawyers unite! Música con alma pero, tristemente, sin el dinero. ; ;. Saturday, June 17, 2006. My New Linguistic Idea. Tired of hearing "that's so gay" or "shut up fag"? Tired of trying to convince your friends that using the word gay in that context is a shitty thing to do only to have them tell you "don't be so PC, gay ass"? Well how about giving them an adequate substitute - one that more accurately describes the true expression of what they are trying to say: "white". How, you ask?
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The Yenemy: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. New York, New York. I spent my Thanksgiving in New York, visiting my sister. My parents were there too. It was extraordinarily stressful, and let's just leave it at that. The travelling was fun, though. I had an extended conversation with a woman at the gate for my flight to New York. It started like this:. Her: [Pointing across the way to a block of phone booths] "Say. what do you think that guy is doing? Me: Er. I think he's praying. Her: Oh, is that what it is? The flight h...
