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National Enquirer Tabloids: 02_09_01

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Friday, September 06, 2002. IT'S THE 'WHO'S THE BOSS' KID. You were only 21 and out to your parents for about a year when The ENQUIRER called. Did you freak out? What was the first thing you did after The ENQUIRER contacted you? I called my parents. They were a little more freaked out [than I was]. Did your parents give you any advice? Mike Walker's All The Gossip pages in this issue features Kelli Osbourne gyrating onstage at the G-A-...

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National Enquirer Tabloids: 02_09_08

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Tuesday, September 10, 2002. I DUMPED 'SOPRANOS' STAR AFTER THE SENIOR PROM. The ENQUIRER usually pays $200 for contributions to their Celebrity Classmates section (this week: "BOYS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE WITH CHEERLEADER KATHIE LEE") but if you're Loraraine Baracco's ex-boyfriend Ray Nowak, you earn a full page (and no dough) for revelations like how your first date was a showing of "The Godfather! INSIDE PHYLLIS DILLER'S H'WOOD HEAVEN.

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Vanilla Sex Goddess: January 2004

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Sunday, January 25, 2004. Finally. The first warm day of spring. And, it was a Saturday. I was eager to work the garden. Barbara and I had planted and tended together. My work would be a labor of love, preparing the. Flower beds for planting. The smells of the rich earth, the feel of the dirt in my hands, the warmth. Of the sun on my back, were healing and reinvigorating. Barbara was thirty-one and I was twenty-three when we married. My friends thought I was crazy. Barbara what I hoped for in a wife.

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Misses Sex Slut: June 2003

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The sexual ramblings of a newly wed sex slut. June 24, 2003. I considered slipping him a viagra in his coffee this evening, but lost my nerve. Anyway.he wasnt up for it. so I waited until he fell asleep, grabbed my sleek little Anal Vibe. And headed to the spare bedroom, where just a few minutes of anal penetration and a fingered clit provided me with release. Maybe tonight will be less. lonely or I'll develop enough courage to spike his drink ;-). Otherwise I'm likely to run out of batteries! I had just...

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REALLY! IT'S THE 'WHO'S THE BOSS' KID

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Friday, September 06, 2002. IT'S THE 'WHO'S THE BOSS' KID. You were only 21 and out to your parents for about a year when The ENQUIRER called. Did you freak out? What was the first thing you did after The ENQUIRER contacted you? I called my parents. They were a little more freaked out [than I was]. Did your parents give you any advice? Mike Walker's All The Gossip pages in this issue features Kelli Osbourne gyrating onstage at the G-A-...

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HAVE YOUR SAY

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Friday, September 06, 2002. The ENQUIRER pays $25 for each letter they publish. Send yours to yoursay@nationalenquirer.com. In the case of this submission that's, like, a buck a word:. The "Oh, Baby! Photos really do make ENQUIRER readers smile! Thanks for putting such a great upper in your pages. Sure beats the downers on the nightly news! AmD, Erie, Pa. Hmmm, how about the downers in The ENQUIRER? Or do those don't count?

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JONBENET COPS SHRED RAMSEY ALIBI--NEW EVIDENCE FOUND AS PATSY'S HEALTH FAILS

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Thursday, September 05, 2002. JONBENET COPS SHRED RAMSEY ALIBI- NEW EVIDENCE FOUND AS PATSY'S HEALTH FAILS. An abstract expressionist she is not. JONBENET COPS SHRED RAMSEY ALIBI- NEW EVIDENCE FOUND AS PATSY'S HEALTH FAILS. STARS WHO LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE. INSIDE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR and FREDDIE PRINZE JR. AMERICAN IDOL HOST FLIPS FOR BAYWATCH BABE. THE NAME GAME STARS PLAY AT HOTELS. PETS and THEIR STARS!

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National Enquirer Tabloids: 02_08_25

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Friday, August 30, 2002. MURDERED MILLIONAIRE'S SECRET DOUBLE LIFE . 'GOSPEL PITCHMAN' HID SEAMY SIDE OF SEX and STRIPPERS. A curious subplot involves Chance's ex-wife Jill Scott, a former Mrs. America. "Back in 1988, The ENQUIRER revealed that Jill had wed chance after dumping her husband George Scott- who claimed he'd shelled out $100,000 for plastic surgery to help her win the Mrs. America title! She's Goldie Hawn's daughter, wife o...

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JACKO'S BABY ISN'T MINE ... SAYS MOM OF HIS OTHER TWO KIDS

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An unofficial online interpretation of this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Friday, September 06, 2002. JACKO'S BABY ISN'T MINE . SAYS MOM OF HIS OTHER TWO KIDS. The ubiquitous source describes the plight of ex-wife Debbie Rowe. Problem is, this story seems to contradict Mike Walker's item from a few pages later:. Hard news in the "Is Michael Jackson broke? One week later, "King of Pop" still hadn't popped! It's sad because- and who knew this? Meanwhile, Katherine is telling friends that Janet just bought her ...