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skurfer.com :: Rob and Christine's Gun Rules
http://www.skurfer.com/gun_rules.php
Raquo; Gun Rules «. These are the gun ownership rules that Christine and I live by. I recommend them to everyone though, which is why they're here. There are two basic categories: rules that make sure you, your loved ones, and bystanders don't. Get shot (these are the most important and should look familiar), and rules that make sure criminals and attackers do. Never point a gun at anyone or anything you aren't willing to destroy. Always handle a gun as if it's loaded, even if you're certain it isn't.
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skurfer.com :: The Political Spewings of Rob McBroom
http://www.skurfer.com/politics
Raquo; Politics «. Your Wages and Your Value. Rights: Real and Imagined. I dare you to disagree. See also: My reactions to current events. That the sole object and only legitimate end of government is to protect the citizen in the enjoyment of life, liberty, and property, and when the government assumes other functions it is usurpation and oppression. — Alabama Declaration of Rights. Article I, Section 35. Rewritten in my own words. Be sure to peep the original. Of property, but more on that. The law sho...
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skurfer.com :: Current Events :: Sandy Hook
http://www.skurfer.com/politics/events/sandy_hook
January 11, 2013. Well, I have one thing in common with gun control advocates: We're pissed. And we never want this to happen again. But we're pretty far apart when it comes to the solution. I sometimes wonder if the gun control crowd is serious, or if they were just looking for a subject in which they could demonstrate every known logical fallacy for the benefit of students everywhere. For what it's worth, I have a kid starting school this year. This is not some abstract policy discussion to me. Or that...
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skurfer.com :: Links
http://www.skurfer.com/links.php
Raquo; Links «. Some of my friends have web sites, but none of them are as good as mine. Some of my favorite sites. For the funniest crap you will ever read, click the image below:. And for the second funniest crap, see the Official Ninja Web Page:. These first two sites have both been known to use the phrase totally sweet. Could that be mere coincidence? You should also check out our friends p.u.s.h. Ernie's House of Whoop Ass. Talks to stupid people in a way that they.
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skurfer.com :: Rob's Eating Habits
http://www.skurfer.com/food.php
Raquo; Food «. The Stuff I Eat. If something is not listed here, I do not and will not eat it. Seriously. Almost any type of bread (wheat, white, bagels, croissants, bread sticks, croutons, etc.). Almost any type of cracker. Doritos (Nacho only. Fuck Cool Ranch! Potato Chips (most brands and flavors, though Pringles are the best). Any type of potato except sweet potatoes (baked, mashed, french fries, etc.) but only with some combination of butter, oil, salt and ketchup. Hot dogs (with ketchup only).
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Résumé for Rob McBroom
http://www.skurfer.com/resume
I'm a programmer. Interesting problems keep me up at night and get me out of bed in the morning. If you're looking for someone like that, let's talk. I'm in central Indiana. You can always see what I'm up to on GitHub. Some of the projects I've worked on are discussed below. I wanted to make my résumé available as both text and HTML without manually maintaining two versions. I also wanted to learn a bit about Pyramid. Managing Machine Info using LDAP. LDAP tools are pre-installed on most systems. This wa...
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skurfer.com :: 87C Asshole Rules
http://www.skurfer.com/asshole.php
Raquo; Asshole Rules «. Rules for playing Asshole (87C Style). Could Asshole be the greatest drinking game ever? Probably not, but it sure has stood the test of time. It's like an warm, booze-soaked blanket that's been with you since you were little. If you're ever feeling sober and you need a structured means of fixing the situation ASAP… Asshole! Players sit in a circle. Players' turns are taken clockwise around the circle. Only the value of cards is considered. The suit doesn't matter. Play a card of ...
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skurfer.com :: Tubing is a rough water sport!
http://www.skurfer.com/tubing.php
There's something I've wondered about all of my skiing life. Why do people go tubing in calm water? It used to be an occasional annoyance, but now, it seems like an epidemic. So please, someone tell me, why on Earth would you go out of your way to find calm water when tubing? You're reducing the amount of fun you can have, and more importantly, you're screwing up the good water for those that actually. In a particular area, you should go somewhere else? Where the water is roughest.
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skurfer.com :: Girls Girls Girls
http://www.skurfer.com/chicks
Raquo; Chicks «. What's not to like, eh? Naughty language, sex talk, and insensitive observation are just around the corner. Parents, prospective employers, and feminists with more time than brains. Are urged to stop now. For those of you that choose to continue, don't shoot the messenger. If you have any friendly responses you'd like to send me, then have at it. Christine thinks this page needs some balance or that she can be the voice of reason or something. Pffft! To see what she says in response.
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skurfer.com :: Rob's Guestbook
http://www.skurfer.com/guestbook.php
Raquo; Guests «. This peice of crap guest book was done as a homework assignment in 1997. It's been kept alive primarily for entertainment purposes (and Google seems to love it), so you really don't have to sign it, but it still works if you feel the need. Web Page Title (optional):. How did you hear about Rob's web server? Rob made me look at it. That huge billboard on Walnut. A monkey came to me in a dream. Check all that apply). Do you feel that a guestbook needs radio buttons? What's a radio button?
