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Your Call Is Very Important To Us: March 2010
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Saturday, 20 March 2010. To see the previous email click here. Sent: 20.03.10 at 14:56 pm. Good to hear you’re trying to get back into the swing of things, albeit with mixed results. Have you ever thought of signing yourself up for some evening classes? That put you off. People always forget that cousin Alf and Maria had many, many, many happy hours of matrimony before she stoved. His head in with that galvanised concrete birdbath. Ugh, what a week this has been! DO YOU LIKE IT? Things were all going so ...
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Your Call Is Very Important To Us: February 2010
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Thursday, 11 February 2010. To see the previous post click here. Sent: 10.02.10 at 04:58 pm. As you can see, I’m up early this morning. Not for any particular reason: my sleep was interrupted by yet more David Blunkett. Nightmares. This time I dreamt I’d managed to trap him inside a jar of mayonnaise but he was using a pair of genetically altered arms -a masonry drill-bit on the end of one, a mad basking shark on the other - to bore his way out whilst giggling like a tickled cretin. 8217;t really want to...
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Your Call Is Very Important To Us: One
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Sunday, 10 January 2010. Sent: 10.01.10 at 10.21am. Well, here I am! I came down here by train yesterday. It’s literally been years since I was on a train. Have they always been scientifically designed to provoke feelings of existential despair in people like me or is that a fairly recent devel. I felt like I was trapped in Guernica. N which someone who happened to have the exact same possessions as me was living. I went into my new living room to find a thin, bearded man sitting on my new sofa with ...
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Your Call Is Very Important To Us: Seven
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Thursday, 11 February 2010. To see the previous post click here. Sent: 10.02.10 at 04:58 pm. As you can see, I’m up early this morning. Not for any particular reason: my sleep was interrupted by yet more David Blunkett. Nightmares. This time I dreamt I’d managed to trap him inside a jar of mayonnaise but he was using a pair of genetically altered arms -a masonry drill-bit on the end of one, a mad basking shark on the other - to bore his way out whilst giggling like a tickled cretin. 8217;t really want to...
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October | 2009 | Dave Hartley's Weblog
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Dave Hartley’s Weblog. Archive for October, 2009. October 23, 2009 @ 10:06 am. 183; { Uncategorized. One more for the road, ey, why not? A pint of Joint-Runner-Up Best Writing on a Blog Ale? Or just a Half? Also, I was at this blog awards thing the other night. Yes that’s a picture of me doing my reading. Don’t know who those other halfwits are. It was a good night full of fabulous literary delights from various talented bloggers. The big winner was Lost in Manchester. Well the only left for you to do de...
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Your Call Is Very Important To Us: January 2010
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Wednesday, 27 January 2010. To see the previous email click here. Sent: 27.01.10 at 23.34 pm. Which was more than a little disturbing. I sent him a reply enquiring if he was alright, to which he replied "LOLZ! URE GONNA DIE IN A BOAT U HUMAN SICK BUCKET! X" The texts continued to arrive all night, until eventually the last one appeared at 5.47 am which simply said "DWA dsssr jp LOOOL WA? And laughed like a greasy Hyena. Urgh. It was a grim sight. What should I do Richard? He's obviously not right. To see...
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