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Stupid Cunt and Granny:
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Stupid Cunt and Granny:. Double Teaming Your Mom Since 1842. Thursday, June 30, 2005. The Staple Gun 2 : The Smell of Idiocy. Will be pleased to know that I have bested myself in the dumb-staple-removing department. I had been stapling, unstapling, and scanning papers for about ten minutes, managing to not be a retard in that time, but we all knew it was coming. Yeah, that's right: I tried to remove a staple with a stapler. Goddamn. Posted by G, S.C. @ 11:35 AM. That's what I thought.). Overhead at lunch...
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Any College Student: February 2006
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Sunday, February 26, 2006. Reasons I might have a stomach ache right now:. 1 Breakfast - leftover pasta. 2 Lunch - 6 oatmeal cookies. 3 Dinner - leftover pasta, 2 pieces of pizza on a full stomach. 4 Napping directly after said full stomach. 5 Three Diet Cokes. 7 Downing 7 pills (vitamins, I promise) all at once. 8 Bad posture throughout the entire day. My dad is coming to visit me tomorrow! This means the following:. Spending time with his girlfriend. Being taken to the movies (again, no paying). So the...
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Any College Student: March 2006
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Friday, March 31, 2006. I got off with a warning. asshole. On my first shift at my sweet, loving, paying job since returning from break, I walked in and. Boss: "You missed a shift.". Boss: "Yes, you missed a shift.". Me: "Okay, what one? Boss: "The Sunday after spring break". Me: "Sunday was a PART of spring break.". Boss: "I sent an email.". Me: "Maybe I didn't get it.". Me: "Well during my shift I was at the AIRPORT. Not on campus. Spring. Break.". Boss: "Consider this your warning.". Awkward pause) "u...
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Any College Student: June 2005
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Friday, June 24, 2005. What a cute outfit! Have you ever bought a white shirt without knowing that it was somewhat see-through? Have you ever washed your clothes and had them come out smelling like socks? Did you wear the clothes anyway? Well that was me today. I had a dream the other day that I had more clothes. Is that a sign? Oh, also: I hate shopping. Posted by Jen Johnson at 7:18 PM. Thursday, June 23, 2005. Let's all gather in the lovely parlor and have some hors d'oeuvres. Now, I usually work on S...
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Any College Student: My internship
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006. So I decided to maybe try posting again. Since my life got a little more interesting. Not much, but a little. Anyway, today I sent an IM to my supervisor:. Her: it was you. like the tights adn dress combo. Her: you're a nut. Obviously, I'm not the smoothest intern. Not that my joke went "What's up man? You look fatter today! Again Not the smoothest. Posted by Jen Johnson at 4:44 PM. Wish you success with your site. If you need Destination Travel. Information, check out my blog.
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Any College Student: Success!
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Friday, December 01, 2006. So I just found out yesterday that I got my dream internship for next semester! I could be famous yet! Posted by Jen Johnson at 3:25 PM. Sometimes being a college student is similar to being a urinal in a public bathroom. 123 I love you. Cutting to the Chase. Overheard in New York. Stupid Cunt and Granny. Real words are SO lame. Drunk people dont spill. For a stonking time, call. But I still love technology. I guess thats not slummin it. Quote of the Day.
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Any College Student: August 2005
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Friday, August 26, 2005. First of all you can only sign up for eharmony as "Man seeking woman" or "Woman seeking man." I'm no lesbian but that even offended. When I got to my dad's profile I read through his stuff and it was pretty much stuff I already knew, but some of it was funny. First of all, I fixed a bunch of typos (sorry but he's a terrible typist). He didn't have his name capitalized, yet he'd be making witty jokes about string theory. That seemed a little backward. What was that, nerd? My cousi...
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Any College Student: OR's birthday
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Saturday, December 02, 2006. Last night it was OR (old roommate)'s birthday celebration. We sat around in my room with HP (heterophobe), S, and a couple others. We smoked a couple bowls and then went over to a friend's to smoke some more. I know I was high, and thus lazy, but even when I am not high I am so much lazier than my friends are when they ARE high. This is kind of sad and I would work on it. but. it sounds kind of hard. So not really an amusing post. Posted by Jen Johnson at 12:10 PM.
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Any College Student: Drunk people don't spill
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Sunday, November 12, 2006. Drunk people don't spill. In the state where you've had enough alcohol, but somehow feel desperate for just one more drink, I triumphantly walked to the table in my host's living room, which was garnished with a bottle or two of liquor and some exciting mixers (cream soda? Who spilled this on me? I looked at the closest logical person, my roommate. She looked confused. Someone spilled the vodka on me! Um, it wasn't me.". Okay, then who was it? I still swear I didn't do it.
