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Skunk in the Barnyard: May 2006

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. In the merry month of May, from my home I started. I have a boatload of pictures. If I had a boat, you could load it with all of them. I'll post a few today, just to wet your whistle. You know, the one in your undies, you sicko. We stopped in Kilbeggan and visited an old whisky distillery...

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Skunk in the Barnyard: Tag-a-lagged like it's hot

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It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Another gem for safekeeping. A letter to Martha Stewart. Target should just siphon all our bank accounts. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. Tag-a-lagged like it's hot. Thanks for the stuff, PT. The dark alley does your complexion justice. To your left: plate. On your mind: Homer. Last meal included: chocolate. You sometimes find it hard to: think. Something you have a collection of: flats. The passwor...

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Skunk in the Barnyard: Snooooooow!

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Just me and the boys. Another gem for safekeeping. A letter to Martha Stewart. Target should just siphon all our bank accounts. The gradebook is the new slambook. Ill try it in Hawaii. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. I wish I could snap a picture of Maevis. She's the epitome of winter warmth right now. She's. S Best Dressed Winter Honey Bunny of the Year. Alas, my significant other has borrowed the camera to capture an example of the services his new business. Their website is awesome!

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Skunk in the Barnyard: White men can't jump out of office fast enough

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Just me and the boys. Another gem for safekeeping. A letter to Martha Stewart. Target should just siphon all our bank accounts. The gradebook is the new slambook. Ill try it in Hawaii. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. White men can't jump out of office fast enough. I believe Obama would be an amazing leader and look damn sexy to boot, but I'd be happy to see anyone get the ball rolling on the separation of Circus and State. Posted by phallicpen 10:43 PM. Six hours, eh?

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Skunk in the Barnyard: October 2005

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. You're the only song I want to hear. I'm a surprise-ruiner. I call friends and grandparents three weeks early to reveal what I just bought them for Christmas, and I ask my new boyfriend questions like, "Why do you still say your name when you leave me voicemail? I won't kill myself. 7 Not...

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Skunk in the Barnyard: Just me and the boys

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Another gem for safekeeping. A letter to Martha Stewart. Target should just siphon all our bank accounts. The gradebook is the new slambook. Ill try it in Hawaii. Wait, what was my password again? Dont blame me, I voted for Jezebel. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. Just me and the boys. I just finished reading Jon Krakauer's. I wish I had whatever mental illness that guy had. Not Krakauer. The other guy. Why must my mental illness banish me to a life lived completely in my head?

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Skunk in the Barnyard: April 2006

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. I'm gonna sit at the welcome table, hallelujah. Everything is shade next to this glorious light. To celebrate, I'm having chicken snatchatori. I told my mother our plans, hoping she'd laugh at such silly old phobias brought on by silly old memories. Too And don't forget about ticks.".

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Skunk in the Barnyard: March 2006

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. I was perusing the drugstore today, waiting for an elderly woman to develop pictures I took of Jeff and I, when I saw a copy of. God's Pathway to Healing: Prostate. Remember when you gave him cancer? Posted by phallicpen 5:58 PM. Pass me a sissy soul sucka, I'll slay him. In that moment, ...

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Skunk in the Barnyard: June 2006

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. We might as well be strangers. Yesterday we drove into the city to see the Broadway production of. Why don't you get a horse? I asked, hoping to inspire a cling to her childhood dreams. Why don't you get a job? She asked, hoping to inspire me to grow up and get health insurance. Yesterday...

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Skunk in the Barnyard: December 2005

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The Army had half a day. Thats okay, thats all right. Tag-a-lagged like its hot. It was the chair. White men cant jump out of office fast enough. Just me and the boys. Secret Cables to the World. I Blame the Patriarchy. It's the last day of 2005. What's your resolution? Posted by phallicpen 10:58 AM. I'm gonna dress you up in my love. We can only assume Madonna is referring to a suit made of secretions. Awesome. But not as awesome as this guy's. Does the "but" in that last sentence negate a comma? 3 Talk...