mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER
http://mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com/2011/01/laughter-is-needed-for-you-to-exist-i.html
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER. Monday, January 17, 2011. LAUGHTER IS NEEDED FOR YOU TO EXIST. II How many Polacks are needed for an electrical repair job? Seven: one to be the negative pole, one to be the positive pole, and five to keep them apart! III "Hey man," says Swami Haridas to his friend, Stonehead Niskriya, "how come you got home so early from your date with Papaya Pineapple last night? Asks Haridas. "What happened? Well, I can take a hint," replies Stonehead. "So I went home! V Big Bertha, the c...
mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER: June 2011
http://mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com/2011_06_01_archive.html
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER. Tuesday, June 21, 2011. LAUGHTER IS THE VERY ESSENCE OF RELIGION. I I have heard about the Polack Pope:. He was aboard a plane and the pilot said, "It is unfortunate that out of the four engines one has stopped working, but there is no need to worry. Three engines are more than enough to take us to our destination. The only thing is we will be three hours late.". Why are you so worried? At the most we will be twelve hours late! III It is a dark and stormy day at the Vatican&...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: ISN'T SEX ANIMALISTIC?
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/isnt-sex-animalistic.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. I Love my husband but I hate Sex, and that creates conflict. Isn't sex Animalistic? A dog is a dog: he remains a dog. He is born a dog and he will die a dog. A man can become a Buddha, and a man can become an Adolf Hitler too. So man is very open-ended on both sides - he can fall back. Can you find any animal more dangerous than man, more mad than man? Will you not think that the monkeys have gone mad? Of course, this is a far-advanced century, so Adol...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: CONCERNS OF MALE & FEMALE
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/concerns-of-male-female.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. CONCERNS OF MALE and FEMALE. And whatsoever is meaningful is meaningful only in concern to herself – otherwise it is not meaningful. She cannot see why you are bothered about Vietnam. What is the matter with you? You are not related to the Vietnamese at all. Whether there is a war happening or not, it is no concern of yours. And the child is ill and you are bothering about Vietnam! He comes back home. Nowhere to go, he comes home. What is the differenc...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-dont-feel-like-having-sex.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX. Beloved Osho, I never have sex and I don't feel like having sex. I don't think that I am beyond sex, but I love meditation and dancing much more, although it is difficult to accept this. Sex is not happening, and i like that it is not happening. Osho, does it mean that in order to be a sannyasin, I must have sex? If you don't have any problem, it certainly means something is wrong with you! It is true. I sit up and beg...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: PLEASURE IS ANIMAL, HAPPINESS IS HUMAN, BLISS IS DIVINE
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/pleasure-is-animal-happiness-is-huma.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. PLEASURE IS ANIMAL, HAPPINESS IS HUMAN, BLISS IS DIVINE. Beloved Master, What is Happiness? The story of Columbus is well-known. It was a long trip. For three months they saw nothing but water. Then one day Columbus looked out at the horizon and saw trees. And if you think Columbus was happy to see trees, you should have seen his dog! It depends on people what can be called happiness. To the sleeping, pleasurable sensations are happiness. He li...This ...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: SEXUAL REPRESSION OR FREEDOM?
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/sexual-repression-or-freedom.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. SEXUAL REPRESSION OR FREEDOM? What is the difference between great sexual suppression and freedom from sex? On the surface, both have no interest in sex. How does suppressed sex bubble up? It is deep inside them, in their very guts, they are fighting with it. Their condemnation is a way of their fighting with it: they condemn it so that they can remain on top of it. If you don't condemn for even a single day, they start feeling afraid that the ...That ...
mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER
http://mastersalchemyoflaughter.blogspot.com/2011/01/all-jokes-to-me-are-prayers-osho-i.html
MASTERS' ALCHEMY OF LAUGHTER. Saturday, January 15, 2011. ALL JOKES TO ME ARE PRAYERS - OSHO. I A patrolman was about to write a speeding ticket, when a woman in the back seat began shouting at Mulla Nasruddin, ”There! I told you to watch out. But you kept right on. Getting out of line, not blowing your horn, passing stop streets, speeding, and everything else. Didn’t I tell you, you’d get caught? 8221;Who is that woman? 8221; the patrolman asked. 8221;My wife,” said the Mulla. IV It was after the interm...
throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com
THROUGH SILENT EYES: YOUR LOVE IS A NEGOTIATION
http://throughsilenteyes.blogspot.com/2011/09/your-love-is-negotiation.html
BODY, SEX and MARRIAGE. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. YOUR LOVE IS A NEGOTIATION. My girlfriend told me I am a little boring, not very juicy, very Dependent and a victim. Then I felt very guilty and depressed and Utterly unworthy. I began to feel inside me a big no: towards Existence, life, love, you. Meanwhile I observed in me this Destructive energy and I felt that I somehow enjoyed it! Beloved Master, is it possible to use this energy in some creative Way? Vatsyayana recognizes the fact that the same l...
thesonofgodjesus.blogspot.com
THE SON OF GOD - JESUS THE ALCHEMIST: CHRISTIANITY IS BASED ON EARLY JESUS
http://thesonofgodjesus.blogspot.com/2011/06/christianity-is-based-on-early-jesus.html
THE SON OF GOD - JESUS THE ALCHEMIST. Sunday, June 26, 2011. CHRISTIANITY IS BASED ON EARLY JESUS. Question - In comparing Jesus to Buddha, Jesus seems very active and revolutionary. Why is this? The negative is cool, silent, still. The positive is hot, vibrant with energy, active. The sun is the active part in you and the moon is the inactive part in you. When one first becomes acquainted with the sun, the light is burning hot, like a flame. It has been a misfortune for the West, it has proven itself to...
