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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell: May 2010
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? So large quantities of lembas apparently make me gassy, and ended up with hangover straight out of Angmar next day on account of miruvor. I blame Mannish ancestry for any shortcomings in my otherwise quite Elven constitution. Hmph Suppose Sauron too busy whingeing about lost jewelry to be of any use. His own fault really, wearing his favorite ring into battle with that g...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? New strawberry bubble-soap has arrived at last! Was beginning to worry. Have decided to hoard it away in personal vanity so as to prevent hijacking by jealous Elf-princes, of which there are plenty around here. Perhaps Glorfindel. Seems to enjoy prancing about on his white horse anyway, and will keep him off my soap-stash. As if there was any doubt. This site is not affiliat...
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The Diary of Samwise Gamgee
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The Diary of Samwise Gamgee. Gardening, drinking, and dropping some eaves since 1380. Mr Frodo, The Green Dragon, good wholesome hobbit-ale. Gardening for Mr. Bilbo, cooking a proper meal, taters. The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Thought Id start one of these here journal things. Made some hot cocoa with Mr. Frodo! Wonder when Mr. Frodo will be wanting his bath this week. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This site is not affiliated ...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? Gorfindel returned with Elf-banner. Drat that prissy Noldorin-prince and his shiny white horse. Was hoping he'd bite the big one so I could get rid of his stupid cat. Thanks to Saruman the Bleach-haired Dimwit for this tragic debacle. Well, really just around Aragorn. Already running off with my progeny, so kleptomania clearly hasn't died out of Elendil's line as yet. This s...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? In other news, uppity manlier-than-thou Ranger of the North thinks he can just marry my daughter without consulting Lord of Rivendell. We'll see about that. Must devise ludicrously impossible and life-threatening quest to send him on so as to avoid this lamentable situation. Hm Nothing coming to mind at the moment. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This site is not affilia...
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The Diary of Samwise Gamgee: December 2009
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The Diary of Samwise Gamgee. Gardening, drinking, and dropping some eaves since 1380. Mr Frodo, The Green Dragon, good wholesome hobbit-ale. Gardening for Mr. Bilbo, cooking a proper meal, taters. The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Thought Id start one of these here journal things. Made some hot cocoa with Mr. Frodo! Wonder when Mr. Frodo will be wanting his bath this week. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). This site is not affiliated with any...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? Ordered new shipment of soaps from Gap of Rohan yesterday. Estimated arrival is sometime between Friday and end of month. Really? So I'm to just sit around and wait while they sort their elbows from their asshats and put my precious fruity body-washes in the mail? His pointy-hat trick is so intriguing. Saruman doesn't even have a hat. Loser. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).