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2 Stars | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. A two star movie is unmistakably flawed, but still tolerable. The Wave (Bølgen) — Review. August 7, 2016. August 15, 2016. Kristoffer Joner in a scene from Roar Uthaug’s. 8220;Quickly drops off from [a] pulse-pounding level and careens into a pool of… clichés.”. Continue reading →. White God (Fehér isten) — Review. June 15, 2016. June 15, 2016. Continue reading →. Eisenstein in Guanajuato — Review. June 5, 2016. July 9, 2016. Continue reading →. May 11, 2016.
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Copenhagen — Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Copenhagen — Review. July 26, 2015. September 20, 2015. 8220;It comes, it plays, and it vanishes into thin air, with only a few universally good (or bad) remnants that bear any particular memory.”. It’s funny how these things happen sometimes. It has now been just over twelve hours since I watched Mark Raso’s film. That twenty-eight year old I mentioned is named William, and he is played by Gethin Anthony (. His screen presence for a good chunk of the movie...
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What Happened, Miss Simone? — Capsule Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. What Happened, Miss Simone? 8212; Capsule Review. July 21, 2015. 8220;Simone was incredibly enigmatic and unique, which in a weird way magnifies the sometimes-disappointing normality of this documentary.”. But what happened, Miss Simone? Specifically, what happened to your big eyes that quickly veil to hide the loneliness? To your voice that has so little tenderness, yet flows with your commitment to the battle of Life? What happened to you? Simultaneously ...
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1.5 Stars | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. This rating will be used when the reviewer is upset. Who at the studio thought this picture would be a good idea? A dreadful experience, with the occasional moment of quality. Independence Day: Resurgence — Review. June 30, 2016. August 4, 2016. Tower bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. 8220;A soulless, clanging, and chronically incoherent mess.”. Continue reading →. Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials — Review. May 6, 2016. May 6, 2016. A dramat...
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Blog: Mid-Year Top 5 (2015) | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Blog: Mid-Year Top 5 (2015). July 9, 2015. As we cross the first six months of the year, it’s in the tradition of the site to look back and highlight the five best movies I’ve reviewed so far in 2015…. Alejandro G. Iñárritu, 2014, reviewed February 9). Kurt Kuenne, 2008, reviewed May 11). Ava DuVernay, 2014/15, reviewed January 12). Dynamic and fluid,. 3 THE WAY HE LOOKS. Daniel Ribeiro, 2014, reviewed March 19). The Way He Looks. Manages the rare feat of b...
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Suicide Squad — Trailer Reaction/Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Suicide Squad — Trailer Reaction/Review. July 13, 2015. July 13, 2015. The first trailer for David Ayer’s. Dropped today (after a San Diego Comic Con attendee decided to… speed up Warner Bros.), and it certainly does well in setting up a dark, deliberately paced world. The aesthetic is decidedly consistent with the idea of a team of supervillains, multiplied by the style that Ayer has become known for. Watch the preview and see what I mean. Follow The Revie...
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Paddington — Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Paddington — Review. August 8, 2015. Succeeds in just about everything it sets out to do.”. One of the greatest cinematic joys is a film, that while aimed for a younger audience, manages to be a complete success for audience members of just about every age group. It might not seem apparent going in, but by the end of. But messages aside, I must reiterate that. Buy from Amazon: Amazon Instant Video. Paper Towns — Review. Metropolitan — Review →. Or Search by...
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Paper Towns — Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Paper Towns — Review. August 5, 2015. October 19, 2015. Is really well lit. And sometimes, that’s the nicest thing I can say about it.”. I remember reading or hearing somebody comment that this movie was well lit, and repeatedly went back to that statement. Well lit. That’s a pretty odd compliment. Then I saw the film. What was I saying earlier? She is one of the most important components to the film, and I couldn’t identify with her at all. Leave a comment...
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice — Trailer Reaction/Review | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice — Trailer Reaction/Review. July 11, 2015. Oh, don’t act like you’re not excited, too…. The term “critic-proof” exists for movies that are guaranteed to turn a profit, no matter how they are reviewed. I’d say. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. And it looks like he’ll be bringing a similar aesthetic back here. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Blog: Mid-Year Top 5 (2015). If you want t...
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0.5 Stars | The Reviews
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Movie reviews, bad jokes, and other miscellany. December 4, 2014. December 5, 2014. 8220;Befuddling, toothless, lumbering, and nauseating absolutely unwatchable.”. Continue reading →. Alpha and Omega – Review. January 15, 2013. November 28, 2013. Are you over the age of 3? Is your IQ higher than 10 points? Do you hate being insulted? Do you believe in good cinema? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Alpha and Omega. Will be nothing more than a tedious, witless bore, a crime against CGI. This c...
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