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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Don’t Jenk Twice, It’s Alright. Hes just not very good at football. Its awful tempting to give him a pass based on the fact that hes had three defensive coordinators (not to mention three defensive backs coaches) in five years. Gregg couldnt figure out how to use him, Spags couldnt figure out how to use. Unfortunately, those arguments arent nearly as compelling as the arguments against it. Which, to be fair, is up from dead last out of 58 last year. High five? PFF also rated him ...
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Archive for the ‘New Orleans Saints’ Category. Hey Mr. Epic, what’s going on? Only 64 days until training camp, bitches! Say, who else had Khairi Fortt and Tavon Rooks in their Final Full Saints-Only Mock Draft With Trades? Really, just me? Damn, you guys suck at this. Id have nailed all six picks if the Saints hadnt done the one thing nobody. Sees coming and drafted a white defensive back. Seriously, WTF? And an Alabama dude, at that? We’re all gonna die. Bro hugs all around!
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moosedenied » Blog Archive » Just One Pepsi -or- Smooth Up In Ya (Cont.)
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Just One Pepsi -or- Smooth Up In Ya (Cont.). Hey, who knew putting a little elbow grease into some actual semi-serious football analysis would go over so much better than our usual frivolous Saints-themed jackassery? Coming. Preciate all the traffic and linkbacks and whatnot. The internets tell me that kind of stuff is important for some reason, so high five! Ill do my best to keep this from becoming a rambling mess, but beyond that, I promise NOTHING! Which isnt to say that Drew...
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category. Rest in peace, my friend. New Orleans has lost one of its finest. Ashley Morris, you have so many friends who never had the pleasure of meeting you in this life. I’ll not rest until I meet you in the next one, brother. Rest in peace, Dr. Morris. There will never be another like you. It has to happen to the best of us. The rich folks suffer like the rest of us. It’ll happen to you. On Hey Mr. Epic, what’s going on? Sweet, Sweet Miscellany.
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Archive for the ‘NFC South’ Category. We got two more minutes then we’re gonna cut to what you need…. BradMeltzerFace] What if I told you that the New Orleans Saints currently have the best defense in the NFC South? What if I told you that all indications so far suggest that the second best overall team in the NFC South might very well be the Carolina Panthers? Would it blow your mind? Of course it would, dont deny it. Now, are you ready for the crazy part? See what I did there?
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moosedenied » Blog Archive » Get Thee Behind Me, YSFD
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Get Thee Behind Me, YSFD. Have you ever witnessed an exorcism? I mean a real one, not the Bobby Jindal kind. If not, let me tell you, its pretty fucked up. I know this now, because it happened to me Sunday evening. Didnt even see it coming, it just kinda happened. And it was. What the fuck is wrong with you? The next 24 hours or so were. I vaguely remember my friend getting right up in my face, pointing to the tee vee, and shouting something to the effect of SCOREBOARD, BITCH!
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Archive for the ‘LSU’ Category. Yo, Barkevious. Who do you think you are, former New Orleans Saints linebacker Pat Swilling? Alright Barkevious, its high time we set a few things straight here before this situation gets out of hand. Who do you think you are, former New Orleans Saints linebacker Pat Swilling. Your love is like a rollercoaster baby baby…. It was paradise, I tells ya. There was Barbecue Beefy Mac. And synthetic weed for everyone! Hamburgers were eating people. II: E...
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moosedenied » Blog Archive » Kickin’ It Old School
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Kickin’ It Old School. Gimme gimme gimme fried chicken! So who figured Our Heroes were gonna strut into Philly Saturday night and party like it was 1987? Fortunately, this time a combined 142 rushing yards from Hilliard and Mayes (and another 29 from Barry Word) along with a perfect 4-4 by the Ginger Dane — or was that Florian Kempf? When only a few of us are left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land… to fight for the prize. I think the tipping point was tha...
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moosedenied » Blog Archive » Hey Mr. Epic, what’s going on?
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Hey Mr. Epic, what’s going on? Only 64 days until training camp, bitches! Say, who else had Khairi Fortt and Tavon Rooks in their Final Full Saints-Only Mock Draft With Trades? Really, just me? Damn, you guys suck at this. Id have nailed all six picks if the Saints hadnt done the one thing nobody. Sees coming and drafted a white defensive back. Seriously, WTF? And an Alabama dude, at that? Every single thing that happens on planet Earth. If Cooks was a 9.5 out of 10 on the ex...
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Sweet, Sweet Miscellany. Archive for the ‘Grandmaster Wang’ Category. Hey Mr. Epic, what’s going on? Only 64 days until training camp, bitches! Say, who else had Khairi Fortt and Tavon Rooks in their Final Full Saints-Only Mock Draft With Trades? Really, just me? Damn, you guys suck at this. Id have nailed all six picks if the Saints hadnt done the one thing nobody. Sees coming and drafted a white defensive back. Seriously, WTF? And an Alabama dude, at that? We’re all gonna die. Bro hugs all around!
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