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Simon Says...: Tales from the Break Room, ep 1
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The age-old question, answered. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Tales from the Break Room, ep 1. My eyes darted around quickly. My back hunched over the box as if to hide it from view. It was mine. The coworker that had been standing in the break room earlier was gone. Time to make a move! In one quick sweep of the hand I grabbed two napkins and the muffin, and quickly snapped the lid of the box down. Moving just as quickly I maneuvered into my cubicle and oh so tenderly placed my treasure down upon my desk.
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Simon Says...: 12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
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The age-old question, answered. Friday, December 22, 2006. Sometimes, I Really Am Different. It struck me hard, although not unexpected, today that maybe I am, after all, slightly different than most other people. And I mean in a mental sense. We'll leave the drastically-skinny-yet-gifted-with-an-enormous-head to some other time. I'm assuming normal peoples' thought process goes something like this (while waking up in the morning):. OR, it might go something like this:. It gives me a "rough" look that I'...
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Simon Says...: Exactly Like a Dream
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The age-old question, answered. Sunday, August 27, 2006. Exactly Like a Dream. It's strange, losing full control. And I mean complete control. You can't do anything to go faster, to stop, to change direction. At the whim of whatever forces are tearing at you. You don't get scared, you don't freak out, but you try so hard to desperately regain even a shred of what you had but a few seconds ago. All your struggling is to no avail. Now for the aftermath. I luff u :). 1:05 AM, August 28, 2006.
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Simon Says...: 02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
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The age-old question, answered. Friday, February 02, 2007. Engineers: As Much Imagination as a Lump of Wet Spinach. One of the perks [is it really a perk? Of being in the school of engineering [groan] is the fact that I get a lot of emails about internships, job openings, etc. However, some of them. An email came in this morning from some student group that's sponsoring a "Chevron Refinery Tour! Which is truly my quarrel with South Campus in general. Granted, if we stick to the science-related fiends...
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Simon Says...: 07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
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The age-old question, answered. Sunday, July 30, 2006. I had an appointment at Kaiser Permanente this morning and as I took a seat in the waiting room I noticed something odd. A few steps in front of the front desk there was a sign that appeared to be a small notice board so that people could read it before they approached the front desk. However the entire notice board was covered with one sheet of paper that read, simply:. Please, do not lean on the sign. Links to this post. Friday, July 28, 2006.
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Simon Says...: 09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006
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The age-old question, answered. Tuesday, September 05, 2006. Let's Try Something Different. Before anything: facebook now officially scares me. If it weren't for me having such boring times at work, I would probably never update again. I'm no statistic expert, so I decided that instead of fabricating the facts, I should look them up. I found it hard to believe that all drunk drivers are male. Apparently, of the fatal car crashes that occur, men are above the limit 35% of the time, and women are a...I per...
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Simon Says...: 08/01/2007 - 09/01/2007
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The age-old question, answered. Tuesday, August 28, 2007. I've been thoroughly addicted to the Scrabble facebook application: Scrabulous. It's an amazingly efficient time killer at work. I've been running long applications and databasing, and I play scrabble in the off times. Links to this post. Monday, August 20, 2007. And I hear the zealous cries. I sense footsteps in the night,. Metal flashes through the sky! I can recall the last attack,. And my mind, you still torment. But my feet refuse to move,.
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Simon Says...: Sometimes, I Really Am Different
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The age-old question, answered. Friday, December 22, 2006. Sometimes, I Really Am Different. It struck me hard, although not unexpected, today that maybe I am, after all, slightly different than most other people. And I mean in a mental sense. We'll leave the drastically-skinny-yet-gifted-with-an-enormous-head to some other time. I'm assuming normal peoples' thought process goes something like this (while waking up in the morning):. OR, it might go something like this:. It gives me a "rough" look that I'...
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Simon Says...: 08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006
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The age-old question, answered. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. The Man Behind the Nerd. As I've said, I've always enjoyed Dilbert, but I've never expressed any interest in the man behind it. Maybe it's because I was raised on Calvin and Hobbes and Bill Watterson is as much of a recluse as you can get- I just assumed all other comics were likewise. That's when I discovered Scott Adams' Blog. This is also the first time I've ever posted twice in one day. INSANE! If only I had more readers. Links to this post.
