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Number five... with a bullet: February 2007

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007. I'd like to thank the Academy. Top 5 best things about the Oscars this year:. 1 Ellen Degeneres and the Clint Eastwood/Steven Spielberg stunt. It would work as a beer coozie. 2 Marty winning the big one. 3 The Poulabalos Dance Crew. For those who have not ever been to a show, trust me and go. They are incredibly imaginative and it's hard not to respect people who can suck their own dicks (or vaginas, for that matter.) The Snakes on a Plane gag was hysterical and the in...He's ...

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Number five... with a bullet: Sleeping with a rabid bear...

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Thursday, March 29, 2007. Sleeping with a rabid bear. A picture of me working out last night. So I pulled into the car garage around 10:45pm and snuck over to the bedroom. I was expecting my snuggly, charming and beautiful girlfriend to be awaiting me in bed, ready to get close and dream the night away. Instead, when I touched her ever-so-gently on the shoulder she rolled over, in the dark, with an expression similar to this:. My girlfriend had turned into what I will henceforth refer to as the girl.

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Number five... with a bullet: March 2007

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Thursday, March 29, 2007. Sleeping with a rabid bear. A picture of me working out last night. So I pulled into the car garage around 10:45pm and snuck over to the bedroom. I was expecting my snuggly, charming and beautiful girlfriend to be awaiting me in bed, ready to get close and dream the night away. Instead, when I touched her ever-so-gently on the shoulder she rolled over, in the dark, with an expression similar to this:. My girlfriend had turned into what I will henceforth refer to as the girl.

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Number five... with a bullet: Hump Day Hangover Cure

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Thursday, March 01, 2007. Hump Day Hangover Cure. Alright, I found a couple of things this week that are just too damned funny to describe. First of all, I miss Georgia terribly. The school AND the actual state. I have always had good times there, and it's fucking heaven compared to the shit hole I live in now. But this is one of the following reasons that I love it so much; the craziest shit happens there. Has somebody questioned Mary-Kate and Ashley? Another mimosa, please. 1 String Cheese Incident.

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Number five... with a bullet: I'd like to thank the Academy....

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007. I'd like to thank the Academy. Top 5 best things about the Oscars this year:. 1 Ellen Degeneres and the Clint Eastwood/Steven Spielberg stunt. It would work as a beer coozie. 2 Marty winning the big one. 3 The Poulabalos Dance Crew. For those who have not ever been to a show, trust me and go. They are incredibly imaginative and it's hard not to respect people who can suck their own dicks (or vaginas, for that matter.) The Snakes on a Plane gag was hysterical and the in...He's ...

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Number five... with a bullet: My sister's name is Georgia

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Thursday, March 22, 2007. My sister's name is Georgia. Sprinting: Hazardous to your health. Recently I got into a heated debate,. With a friend who made fun of my alliance to my team. I was showing my excitement for G-day weeknd, and flaunting my cheap plane tickets when he interupted with, "Dude, you didn't even go there. Why would you care? I don't hate Florida State Football, in fact I cheer for them always, unless of course it is this scenario:. Where have all the merry-Musas gone? Angry at the world.

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Number five... with a bullet: Crash into me... and I'll come and kill you

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007. Crash into me. and I'll come and kill you. Have you ever imagined driving a car that was basically worth more than your life? Orgasm inducing TVR. vroom. Not really, but it sure is fun to watch on TV, so apparently that's what happened this past week when Eddie Griffin, that oh-so-funny guy from "Date Movie" and "Deuce Bigelow" (please sense my sarcasm) jumped into a 1.5 million dollar Ferrari Enzo and proceeded to drive it into the wall of a race track. Wow. Angry at the world.

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Number five... with a bullet: November 2006

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Friday, November 03, 2006. So I am at work writing this when I really suppose that I should be doing something else and I figured I'd post a picture of Matty. Thursday, November 02, 2006. Poppin the Blog cherry. Well, I finally gave in to writing a blog (Doug Gillett at hey jenny slater inspired me) and so first and foremost, I have to just post something. Here's a picture. That's me. Thatis all I'm posting. Your first time is always really short apperently. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Angry at the world.

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Number five... with a bullet: When mooninites rule the world!

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007. When mooninites rule the world! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Number five. with a bullet. A place to wax philisophical, whine about UGA football, complain about work, and come up with some really fantastic top 5 lists. Number five. with a bullet. A place to wax philisophical, whine about UGA football, complain about work, and come up with some really fantastic top 5 lists. Angry at the world. View my complete profile. Id like to thank the Academy.