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Monkey Shines: I Kissed A Squirrel
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011. I Kissed A Squirrel. I Kissed A Squirrel". By Shane McElveen and Curtis Hart. Based on "I Kissed A Girl" by Katie Perry). Am C Dm F. This was never the way I planned / when I came to the convention. Am C Dm F. Had one too many drinks oh man / Lost all sense of dimension. Am C Dm F. Furries I'm not used to / How'd you get that costume on? Am C Dm F. Mor-bid-ly curi-ous for you / just wanna get my fur on. Am C Dm F. I kissed a squirrel and I liked it / the taste of her nutty bits, oh.
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Monkey Shines: June 2011
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011. I Kissed A Squirrel. I Kissed A Squirrel". By Shane McElveen and Curtis Hart. Based on "I Kissed A Girl" by Katie Perry). Am C Dm F. This was never the way I planned / when I came to the convention. Am C Dm F. Had one too many drinks oh man / Lost all sense of dimension. Am C Dm F. Furries I'm not used to / How'd you get that costume on? Am C Dm F. Mor-bid-ly curi-ous for you / just wanna get my fur on. Am C Dm F. I kissed a squirrel and I liked it / the taste of her nutty bits, oh.
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Monkey Shines: April 2011
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Saturday, April 16, 2011. Birthday parties, tornados and explosions! Dude What a day. One, not confined. To one, because Jessie in no way allows his life or his amazing spirit to be limited by the constraints of his body. So Curt and I sat in Old Blue (my blue Ford Explorer that's been in the family for years,) listened to music and waited. The rain fell, and the wind picked up. A few tree branches fell on and around the cars, including Old Blue. Me: Maybe I should move the car over.
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Monkey Shines: The Night Before Rapture
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Friday, May 20, 2011. The Night Before Rapture. Twas the night before rapture and all through the place. Everybody was snoring, pillows stuffed in each face. The kidlets were trumpeting snores as an art,. Learned from their father (with the occasional fart.). I sat wired on coffee, at my monitor I stared. With visions of heaven and how I'm unprepared. To be hauled into space on this balmy of nights. To sing with the angels about godly delights. When what to my rock-deafened ears did give sign. Shane McEl...
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Monkey Shines: December 2010
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Thursday, December 16, 2010. For five years I toiled in the mine. I cursed the mine, and I blessed the mine. After five years, a glimmer of gold caught my eye. And I knew that gold was never what I sought. For five years I sailed on the seas. I cursed the storms, and I blessed the winds. After five years, I saw the shore again. And I knew that the sea was never what I sought. For five years I chased a dream. A dream in the form of garters, hose, lace and bows. And I knew that she was never what I sought.
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Monkey Shines: August 2008
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Thursday, August 21, 2008. Who are the people in YOUR eye? My Mom is a school teacher, and a darn good one. She has retired from it and gone back to it. She can break down, clean and reassemble a handgun, blindfolded, in ten seconds flat. ( OK. Fine, that last statement was complete hearsay based on a really wild day in the teacher's lounge.). Anyway, here is one of the best of her "tales from the classroom" (cue creepy weird science music):. Can you tell me what you just learned? Posted by Shane McElveen.
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Monkey Shines: November 2008
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008. You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Apparently some uber mean lady thought it would be both entertaining and politically savvy to refuse treats on Halloween night to children whose parents were planning on voting for Obama. As if taking up room in their bags with a gigantic fricking door knob hanger sporting "McCain/Palin" wouldn't be annoying enough, she's going to refuse innocent children who can't even vote the right to have candy? You see my pics?
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Monkey Shines: October 2008
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Friday, October 3, 2008. Happeh Birfdee Ta Mee. So I'm 32. I have no idea if that means anything. But I'll be damned if I haven't thought about nearly every topic on the face of the globe this morning, and it's not even lunchtime. Some may read this blog and think that I'm whining. Maybe I am. But again, it's my birfdee and I'll whine if I want to. Posted by Shane McElveen. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Happeh Birfdee Ta Mee. Design Monkey on Myspace. Shane McElveen Studios Home.
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Monkey Shines: January 2008
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Thursday, January 31, 2008. Tuesday night, Gary and I finished moving our wordly belongings, wanted and unwanted alike, out of the house I'd been living in since November of 2003. So here's to Seth, Willow, Gary, Stephanie, Curt, Matt, Samantha, Becky, Erin, Jon, George, Dave, Cosmo, Duane, Christina and all the rest of the crew who made my time at "the frat house" so special. Posted by Shane McElveen. Thursday, January 10, 2008. Nana always kept an immaculately groomed mane of black curly hair, and I ra...
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Monkey Shines: Birthday parties, tornados and explosions! Oh my!
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Saturday, April 16, 2011. Birthday parties, tornados and explosions! Dude What a day. One, not confined. To one, because Jessie in no way allows his life or his amazing spirit to be limited by the constraints of his body. So Curt and I sat in Old Blue (my blue Ford Explorer that's been in the family for years,) listened to music and waited. The rain fell, and the wind picked up. A few tree branches fell on and around the cars, including Old Blue. Me: Maybe I should move the car over. Shane McElveen Studi...
